Double Docker

1. A penis long enough that it can penetrate both the vagina and the cervix.

2. In anal sex, a penis long enough that it can penetrate both the Anus and the Houston Valves.

Note: If you're a dumb shit who can't figure out what the Houston Valves are, please consult Google.

Black Guy: Double Docker

White Guy: Docker ... hits the G-spot

Asian Guy: No Docker ... she can't even feel it inside her.

by LordofWales August 9, 2010

Dock up

The act of stretching one mans foreskin over the head of another man's penis.

Hey Paul, it's Iain, wanna come over later and Dock up? I've been stretching my foreskin all day.

by idockup24/7 November 16, 2006

Dry Dock

The act of shutting off the water supply to a friend or foe's toilet (the knob / valve behind the toilet close to the floor) and the flushing the toilet to empty the bowl of all water.

At the point, you push out your steaming turd so that it sticks to the ceramic part of the bowl. It creates a giant mess to clean up. Make sure you are not seen leaving the bathroom as a beat-down might ensue if you are caught.

A common double whammy is to also pull an upper tank or upper decker. This will create total havoc for the toilet & the person that owns it.

Entire commodes have had to been ripped out and replaced because of the devestation this creates.

Jeffrey was mad at his friend Ryan's father. So when he was visiting their home, he used their restroom and pulled a dry dock. He did not have enough dung left though to also pull a upper decker.

by Solo Stroke October 15, 2009

pirate doctor

A physician that happens to work with and on Pirates. This doctor specializes in sword and cannon wounds. He wears an eye patch and scrubs with a sword at his side.

The infamous Patch Adams was a pirate doctor and was responsible for keeping the Crew of the Black Pearl Healthy and happy.

by JesseJack November 15, 2007

DOCPHIL

Infamous forum troll, specifically residing on the myg0t forums. He takes pride in being the only forum user with a negative Reputation Rating.

DOCPHIL is rumored to have a $30,000 security system which was installed to protect his house from being robbed by black men. Pictures of it were released by DOCPHIL himself, which revealed it to be only a few hi-tech looking boxes.

DOCPHIL is also suspected of being a part of the Freemason society. He joined the cult circa 2006 in order to achieve religious superiority.

DOCPHIL is a fgt and needs to GTFO.

by John_Winthrop February 1, 2007

slam doctor

One who has his doctoral degree in slamming slam-pigs, no matter their lack of sexual appeal

Wow Read has hooked up with so many random slam-pigs that personally, i would consider him a slam doctor

by dingledorf April 9, 2005

Floating Head Doctor

Floating head doctor is a body with no head and a head with no body. The head often floats around while the body clumsily makes mistakes. Invented by J.D. on Scrubs.

Head: Have you seen my body!!?!?
Guy1: It's over there hurry!
Body: No, you shall never get me!!

Elliot: Sigh, it's just Floating Head Doctor again"

by parrappa October 8, 2008