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Panic! at the Disco 

Uh... Fall Out Boy? Probably.
X1 - Hey, man, did you hear the new Fall Out Boy song?
X2 - You mean the one that goes "haven't you ever heard of slamming doors" or something?
X1 - Yeah, dude! It's so awesome!
X2 - I know. Whoever thought they would integrate synths into their sound?
X1 - I didn't, LOL!
X3 - That's Panic! at the Disco, faggots. Another made-for-MTV band to trick kids into thinking they have a reason to be depressed and feel like elitists for being in on "hip" music.
X1 - Dude... what?
X2 - Yeah, guy, Fall Out Boy rocks.
X1 - That one guy has a pretty sweet faux-hawk too.
X1 and X2 (in unison) - We're both 28 years old and try to pick up 12 year old girls, which comprise 99.9% of Fall Out Boy's/Panic at the Disco's/gay "emo"-"punk" band's fanbase, at these awesome shows. Also, we own iPods because we're so rebellious.

Let's cut the bullshit, people.

Panic! At the Disco 

Probably one of the most god awful bands ever created. A very emo/shitty sounding band that only 14-year-old MySpacey girls listen to. Right on up there with Fall Out Boy, Hawthorne Heights, and The Used.
I'm gonna get a shirt with my name in Panic! At the Disco!

i.e. Lauren! At the Disco

panic! at the disco 

Oh my god, am I the only person with a brain on this website? Panic! at the Disco could be the worst band ever. They are the same thing as Fall Out Boy, but even worse. Their singer has to have the absolute worst voice of all time, even beating the FOB singer. Their lyrics suck huge ass. How anyone likes them is beyond me.
Gay Kid:" I chime in with the haven't you people ever heard of, closing a god damn door?"
Me: "Shut the fuck up before I kill you"
Panic! at the Disco sucks

Panic! At The disco 

Ah,Panic! At The Disco...the current favourates of MTV,teenage girls and less scene indie kids.
Listening to them is like being poked by a stick: it's not going to kill you,but it's fucking annoying after a while.
There is a lot of reasons to hate them (or throw a bottle at them),one being that all the members are ugly,that they are all cunts and,oh yeah, all giving blowjobs to Pete Wentz. The only people I know that like Panic! seem to be more interested in how "hot" they all are rather than the quality of the music,and they'll probably be into Cute Is What We Aim For next week.
If you think Panic! At The Disco are great,answer me this:
~Why are all their fans female?
~Why,if they are so awesome,do they get played on MTV? We all know MTV plays music that is mediocre at best.
~You like Panic! At The Disco...are you a fag/dyke?
P!ATDfan:"OMGosh,Panic! At The Disco are soo,like,emo!"
Me:"Uh-huh."
P!ATDfan:"They;re sooo,like,haWT!!!"
Me:"Uh-huh"
P!ATD:"I'm so, like, trendy! Oh I'm so COOL...uh,I mean emo"
Me:*kills P!ATD fan by slicing off head with Bouncing Souls CD*

panic at the disco

A band popular with 8th, 9th and 10th graders. They are rather new and said to be "emo". If you start listening to authentic doom metal by the time you are about 12 or so, this band is a travesty to you.
My peers : OMG THE Panic at the Disco concert is in november Im so psyched!!!!!!!!111rofl!!!

Me: Now why am I the only 9th grader who doesn't understand what is so great about this band?

panic at the disco by Perry C. October 19, 2006

Topless Disco 

In other words - boob job: when a guy rubs his dick between breasts...
She gave me a topless disco last night ;)

Shifty Disco 

to get on with doing something as quickly as possible
Shifty Disco by Pete G June 11, 2006