stevedawg13's definitions

albert pujols

Holy Shit! How does the best player in baseball only have one definition and overrated D.J. has two pages. Bullshit! Albert Pujols is by far the best hitter in baseball, not just by his numbers, but his work ethic too. " El Hombre" as we call him in Stl is the best player I have ever seen.

Albert Pujols is the best hitter in baseball and is very underrated first baseman. He is a great baserunner(he has to be to make up for his speed.)Albert Pujols is freaking awesome.

by stevedawg13 July 22, 2006

panic! at the disco

Oh my god, am I the only person with a brain on this website? Panic! at the Disco could be the worst band ever. They are the same thing as Fall Out Boy, but even worse. Their singer has to have the absolute worst voice of all time, even beating the FOB singer. Their lyrics suck huge ass. How anyone likes them is beyond me.

Gay Kid:" I chime in with the haven't you people ever heard of, closing a god damn door?"
Me: "Shut the fuck up before I kill you"
Panic! at the Disco sucks

by stevedawg13 August 31, 2008

liberal

Many liberals are smart people with reasonalbe views(I am not a liberal,however not conservative either.) However, Many retarted teenagers like the ones that go to my school just watch MTV and say, hay Mike Jones hates Bush, that must mean he sucks. These are the people giving liberals a bad name. Liberals and Conservatives need to stop bashing each other and just fucking do something about the world.

MTV Watching Teenager: Dude, Bush sucks even though I don't know anything about him or what he does.
Any teen with a brain: Shut up you gay poser liberal. You make Bush look like an absolute genius.

by stevedawg13 May 25, 2006

fascist

Something a(stupid)liberal will call you if you disagree with them. Calling a republican a fascist is just as bad as calling a democrat a communist.

In real life, it is a horrible form of government that has a dictator ruling all. Adolf Hitler is a good example. Fascism is really gay!

Liberal: All republicans are religion pushing,raciest, gay bashing bitches!

Me:Actually I'm atheist and for gay marriage I just think democrats are retarted.

Liberal: You close-minded fascist!

Me: What???

by stevedawg13 August 3, 2006

bill o'reilly

Bill O'Reilly is a talk show host that most say is a closed-minded conservative fascist. However, most of these "open-minded" people have never seen his show. Does he sometimes make stupid statements? Of course,(His boycott on rap is ridiculous) but so do all the liberal hosts. He does say that Ann Coulter is a crazy right-wing nutjob. He does believe in global warming. He knows that abortion is a right protected by the constitution. This will probably be marked down because of all the "open-minded" liberals who say that anyone who is conservative is wrong. They are also "close-minded, fascist nazis" according to liberals. Does anyone else realize that saying that is a total contridiction?

Bill O'Reilly might not be totaly right, but he is great to watch saying that everything else is very liberal biased.

by stevedawg13 August 7, 2006

the daily show

A show that used to be great. Jon Stewart was always funny, and it had Stephen Colbert as a field reporter. Then, Colbert left and The Daily Show got way too serious. Instead of clever written jokes, Stewart resorted to saying Bush is stupid a million different ways. The show is occasionally funny, just not as good as it used to be. Also, there are people who watch this to get their real news. If you watch it as a comedy program, that's fine(even though it isn't as funny anymore.) If you watch this show to get your news and opinions on things, you should be shot.

The Daily Show used to be great but now it is just average. The Colbert Report is much funnier, watch that.

by stevedawg13 August 4, 2006

hysteria

Hysteria is a very good Muse song. Muse is the greatest band of all time, so how could they not make amazing songs? The bass line in this song is possibly the greatest thing I've ever heard.

Hysteria is amazing. Not Muse's best song but still fucking amazing.

by stevedawg13 October 6, 2006