Nut Depression 

The feeling of general sadness for about 5 minutes after you ejaculate

"Damn bro, I got nut depression after masturbating with my HOMIES last night!"

Nut Depression by gayfuckboy2039 July 10, 2020

Male depression 

something that males have that nobody cares about

male: I have depression (male depression)

Society: nobody cares

Male depression by XxSaZe_SunxX July 24, 2020

Separation Depression 

When you get so attached to them you become depressed when you leave their presence.

Emma: hey how are you??
Jasmine: Eh could be better. I left Anthonys house earlier and im going through separation depression.

Separation Depression by Inferno6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ November 29, 2020

Post Jerk Depression

The moment right after you cum while masturbating, that you question doing it in the first place and feeling like shit.

“Man, I had super bad P.J.D (Post Jerk Depression)last week. I haven’t beat my meat since then.”

Post Jerk Depression by Kicky40 March 15, 2018

White Girl Depression 

The Type of "Depression" one can only come out of with the help of the Writings of Jahseh Dwayne Ricardo Onfroy

Dickhead: X hElPeD mE wItH mY DePrEsSiOn

Sensible person: Then you weren't deppressed you just had White Girl Depression

White Girl Depression by Brian the duck god August 19, 2019

PPD - Post Party Depression 

The morning after a party when you feel bad about drinking so much and fear things you've said or done could have upset someone or was just plain embarrassing.... on top of being extremely hungover.

Ugh, last night's party was insane. Why do I have 10 missed calls, and wtf - all these texts. I'm going back to bed, fuck this PPD - post party depression.

PPD - Post Party Depression by firefly_CV October 24, 2014

Repressed

Being ruffed up by the violence inherent in the system.

Help help! I'm being repressed

Repressed by Harthhal April 13, 2010