Crotch Pocket 

The pocket of air created between a person's crotch and pantyhose or tights that are gradually slipping down with regular wear.

I've got to get to a bathroom to pull up my tights and get rid of this crotch pocket!

Crotch Pocket by Megan P. March 29, 2009

crotch punch high note 

when somebody punches somones crotch repeaditively until they cannot talk in a low voice anymore

man jerry just crotch punch high noted me so i gave him one

crotch punch high note by crotch punch high note May 19, 2009

Crotch Pocket 

What driver or passenger of a car uses when he/she fails to get one of the few precious cupholders in a car, and is forced to put the ice cold drink between their legs, usually just below the crotch region.

Aww Man! i have to use my crotch pocket to hold on to my drink because my stupid Buick only has two cupholders for 5 people.

Crotch Pocket by MC Razzle Dazzle August 10, 2009

Crotch Pocket 

When sitting Indian-Style, (Native American-Style to be PC), the 'crotch pocket' is the little triangle where the legs cross.

'Yo, dude. Where is my Bic?'
'It's in my crotch pocket.'

When the cops rolled through, Capone hid the bowl and marijuana in his crotch pocket until they rolled past.

Crotch Pocket by MachZRo September 19, 2009

Crotch Dusting 

The act of lining up and pressing the anus up with the opening of the vagina and passing gas. The Gas enters the vagina as a fart but exits as a quiff.

Guy 1 - "I got away with crotch dusting some broad last night.."
Guy 2 - "Diiiiiirty"

Crotch Dusting by nineninenine January 13, 2010

crotch burners 

A company that specializes in laser hair removal.

I'm not looking forward to tomorrow, I have an appointment with the crotch burners.

crotch burners by SmokingJacket December 7, 2010

crotch monkey 

an STD that is highly contagious. It is to believed to have originated somewhere on GORDAN SCHWARTZ's gigantic ass.

"Yo, did you hear about T-dog? He came down with crotch monkeys!

crotch monkey by thadias April 19, 2003