Crotch nug

Ball sack

Yeah, I fixed my dog. Cut his crotch nugs clean off.

by Names4Balls December 22, 2018

Crotch cake

When you drop your pancake on your crotch.

Damn! Dropped my pancake on my crotch, looks like I got a crotch cake.

by Hudson Beltboy July 11, 2018

Crotch sneeze

When a man has a orgasm and he always ends up whit a pile of cum.

Man i i hate cum and i just want to climax and i usualy end up whit a crotch sneeze

by Howitzerz666 June 28, 2018

Crotch melting

something so good it could literally melt ones crotch

I mean the D850 is the cats ass ...the colour, saturation ....this camera is crotch melting.

by opalfroot September 17, 2017

Crotch bramble

Excessive pubic hair.

That guy probably huge dick but you can't see it cuz of all the crotch bramble.

by rodzylla February 17, 2013

crotch munchies

when your pussy wants to eat that dick

Hey baby, I have the crotch munchies for you

by cinderellaasmella May 23, 2022

crotch stars

Genital soreness from excessive bangin'.

I'm still seeing crotch stars from me and my girlfriend having the house to ourselves last weekend.

by Lil Kim II October 15, 2013