A shitty school located in the middle of Detroit surrounded by druggies. Everyone acts like this school is so high and mighty- when it's actually filled with retards. Cass has never been number 1, despite the motto. Just like the false motto, everything promised about this school is false. The students are fake and the teachers are deadbeat and slump work. The guys are wannabe thugs and the girls are all slutty as fuck. One time two kids got caught fucking in the stairwell. So much for an education if you're gonna get STDs, lol! Even though it's a school of color, the students are still segregated by race. The music taste is deplorable, the security is just sad with their broken metal detectors, and the bathrooms stink of either shit or weed. It's all bark but no bite, just like the city it's in. There's an air of massive ego and depression wafting around the nasty roach infested halls. Low scores are glorified, and there is no learning or programs. It's just a bunch of useless work given by lazy teachers. The Student Body is so diverse that it's not diverse anymore. The students go from egotistic "geniuses" to popular hoodrats with STDs to weird quiet kids that stick to the loosely kept uniform rule. Admin cares more about girls' thighs than actually checking bags for weapons. The entire building is a clown factory and all it produces is an unfunny joke.

If you want to come out crazy without any hope, go to Cass Tech! Ass Tech number 1, second to everyone babyy

"OMG! I finally graduated middle school. Should I apply to Cass Tech?"

"No, Cass Tech is Ass. I graduated and look at me, I'm mentally ill. Don't repeat my mistakes. Just go to Ham High."

"Damn. Thanks for the warning bro, appreciate."

Cass Tech by BrUbHuru December 10, 2021

cassette

The most horrible music/video storage known to man. Sh**y quality and easily damaged. Join the 21st century and get CDs/DVDs/MP3s.

The only excuse for still listening to CDs is if your POS car only has a tape player like mine. Goddamnit.

cassette by Anonymous July 8, 2003

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Cassandra

A Cassandra is the Ragina George of the school. She is a hoe that dates people just to date them. Her and her other hoe-ish friends stuff bras most likely...and she is most likely the one that sent her nudes to everyone at the school just to cause drama.

Stop being such a Cassandra

Cassandra by Pink puppet May 20, 2017

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casserole clapper

Hair in your cadbury alley which catches fecal matter.

Oh, man, I wish I didn't have casserole clappers!

casserole clapper by Livid Pedro September 25, 2004

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