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contexting

being in a contest through text messaging.
"I just won concert tickets through the radio's contexting system!"
by gregdaddy89 January 14, 2008
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babe convention

a gathering or convening of a large group of hot babes, or even megababes, in one place, whether by design or coincidence.
as yet, there is no officially recognised babe convention, however there have been recent talks among world leaders on the topic.
"holy crap look at that group of chicks over there! theyre ALL hot!"
"and there's another one!"
"this place is a babe convention!"
by peekers April 29, 2008
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pissing contest

as the name indicates, any childish or insignificant competition, analogically based upon the perverted or homosexual act of urinating or ejaculating farther than others; often involving DUTCH COURAGE, BRAGGING RIGHTS, COUNTING COUP, PAY DUES, ATFU, BTDT, and the settlement of wagers. As with most games, the people who like to play them are usually successful, by fair means or foul; so the best strategy is: never play the other guy's game! Compare FIRING LINE; see CIRCLE JERK, TURN IN THE BARREL, POGUE, CHALLENGE COIN, SHORT SNORTER, CHIT HARD TIMES TOKEN.
LTC: Quit your pissing contest and get back to work!!

PFC: Yes, Sir!
by James Lowe February 22, 2008
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CHIJ Katong Convent

Where all the somewhat artistic lesbians are sent and are caught screwing st pats boys from opposite and even each other in the school toilets. The principal spends more money on ugly statues and big alphabet stickers instead of fixing to projector in the classrooms and getting us proper dustbins. All the girls are public nuisances and get called out for doing it.
“Wow, if you are from CHIJ Katong Convent please stay away from me”
by imgoodthanks August 22, 2021
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pissing contest

1. when two or more males gather around a toilet and urinate, "sword fighting" with their piss stream. The winner is declared when he is the last one pissing.
by C-bo July 14, 2004
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consent culture

An irrational current of thought, an outgrowth of the sexual predator-based culture of fear, that apparently is turning, if not altogether consciously, spontaneous, delicious, oft messy and ever wonderful human sexuality into a computer algorithm. Respect for other people's rights is a core foundation of civil society, but this goes to show that pretty much anything can be overdone.
Unofficially:
Step 1: "Can I hug you?"
Step 2: "Yes"
Step 3: *gives a hug*

Officially:
//Attempt to initiate physical sexual contact through verbal question.
String bsquestion = new String("May I hug you?");

//Await response, when response is received, if you are still possibly in the mood for romance, act on previously stated request.
NoPassionHug = new Hug Jhug();
return NoPassionHug();

//p.s. learn java (goes for me as well)
//p.p.s. consent culture is BS.
by Baconking December 17, 2007
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convention

a) a convening (i.e. a gathering) of people, usually signatories of a political treaty
b) the way things are/ are supposed to be done or performed
c) something you convene (agree to)
according to some, including myself, the Versailles conference was really a convention in all three senses of the word, as defined above.
by Sexydimma March 20, 2021
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