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Coffee Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
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beaner

A person from Mexico

Also a word often used in jokes by comedian Carlos Mencia
My Gardener is a beaner
by D-Reis June 23, 2007
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Related Words
Beaser Beaner beaver beater Beamer Beaver Dam beaver tail Beasters baser Beaker

Chew The Beaver

To bite down during oral sex.
I got sent to the hospital last night because Laura decided to Chew The Beaver.
by E V A N May 1, 2006
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clean beaver

when a girl is talking about her vagina saying that it is clean.
hey huny wanna do it, i have a clean beaver!
by kaytiemay January 18, 2009
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beater

A sleeveless undershirt usually worn by, non other than wife beaters. (Usually worn by itself with no top shirt a popular piece of clothing for your assorted hicks, rednecks, and trailer trash type persons)
Yo that kids wereing a beater.

Hey Billy Joe, hasnt Jim Bob been werein that same beater for two weeks.
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beaster

The act of licking or eating out one's ass and or asshole. This act was invented by Todd Beaster.
1. I don't got your 20 dollars right now, but I can give you a beaster instead.

2. Did you hear about Bill? He gave Tammy a beaster, thats fucking sick dude.
by darkmeat April 17, 2005
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beaner hop

jumping a fence in the style of a mexican crossing the boarder. climbing the fence, hearing the boarder patrol, getting scared, then falling, not climbing down, after hitting the ground, the mexican then raises to its feet, then runs.
juan:damnito jose, climb mas rapido (damnit joe climb much faster)
jose:cayate punto(shut up fag)
officer jim:FREEZE BEANER!
juan:mierda, jumpo! jumpo jose(shit jump! jump joe!)
jose:mierda, yo fallo en mi espalda(shit i fell on my back)
by sam r i April 3, 2005
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