beard-polar depression

Combination of "beard" and "bi-polar depression," describing the loss, sadness, and vicarious nakedness one feels when a male acquaintance suddenly shaves off his beard.

Joe was rocking the beard until today. I'm so blue...must be beard-polar depression.

by Ae5Ea8 February 24, 2015

Beard

A woman who is being used to hide a man’s true affections for another woman or man.

“Max is so over Celeste, look at him with Jasmine. He’s really into her, isn’t he?”

“You haven’t been paying attention, he’s been watching Celeste all night. Jasmine is just his beard to make it look like he’s over her but it’s so obvious he’s trying to make her jealous.”

by Vasper November 26, 2020

Beard Goggles

When a beard-bearing individual is convinced that his facial hair looks great, regardless of how bad it may look to everyone else.

Similar to beer goggles in that the more facial hair a person has, the better they think it looks.

"Wow, have you seen Dave's beard? It looks terrible, I don't know why he won't shave that thing."

"It's because he has beard goggles right now, in his mind it looks great."

by TRON 2.1 December 7, 2009

bearded dragon

When the ball sack hangs low and instead of the balls resting on her chin, they sag down and press against her neck when receiving oral

He looked down to see that his balls were on her neck, causing her to look a bit like a bearded dragon

by rachiebabygirl January 14, 2007

beardedclam

This is the term used to describe an "overly" hairy vaginal region,usually occuring after marriage.

Ewww man, check out that 70's Porn style beardedclam.It looks like she's got Buckwheat in the figure 4!

by ProZack November 9, 2003

bum beads

bum beads are droplets of saliva left after some serious ass rimming.

"Did you meet Nick at the gay bar the other night?" "Yeah, sure did. I went back to his place and rimmed him for ages. When I was done, I pulled away and could make out his bum beads."

by Jonathan June 17, 2006

anal beads

a sex toy which is loved by people called Sam.

Mark: I had a right wank last night

Sam: Mine was better, I used anal beads whilst jacking off

Mark: Nice one mert, I might try them some time.

by justthatgayguy October 1, 2011