Definitions by ProZack

beardedclam

This is the term used to describe an "overly" hairy vaginal region,usually occuring after marriage.

Ewww man, check out that 70's Porn style beardedclam.It looks like she's got Buckwheat in the figure 4!

beardedclam by ProZack November 9, 2003

Just another term used to describe the male reproductive organ and it's actions.

By milking the one eyed yogurt spitter,the "milker" might receive a sticky suprise.