bacon socks 

bacon that tastes like socks or socks that tastes like bacon

Guy 1: "Dude did you try that bacon?"
Guy 2: "Bro, it tastes like bacon socks"

bacon socks by pencil37289147891234 September 17, 2014

bacon snatchers 

Someone who steals bacon from your fridge or freezers...while u are away.

The bacon snatchers took all our Bacon.

bacon snatchers by bamagirls September 22, 2014

bacon bag 

A mans ball sack

"Girl I know you wanna suck on this bacon bag"

bacon bag by Dapibb November 22, 2014

bacon stains 

The stains left from a woman who's had her period and forgot to use a tampon..

Dude your mom left bacon stains all over my house last night.

bacon stains by Ryan leaf November 28, 2014

bacon sub 

A bacon sub is a colloquialism for masturbating in the bathroom at subway bathroom with mayonnaise.

Brian had a "bacon sub" on his break while thinking about his coworker Jenny

bacon sub by #Yoloswagmchdouchbag December 10, 2014

Bacon Mining 

Noun. Bacon Mining is the act of searching through bacon packages for the package that has the bacon quality of your preference.

Most Bacon Quality varies dramatically per cut; and as a result, the manufactures put windows on the bacon so that the costumer can better chose the quality that they prefer. This often results in "Bacon mining" by the costumer.

Going bacon mining.

Bacon Mining by Dysfunctional Bubble April 13, 2016

Bacon colonel 

To rub bacon bits in a women's vagina

That bacon colonel was great last night

Bacon colonel by 18421442 August 20, 2016