The Awesome

Foul act of sexual misconduct. Performed on a completely passed out female. Performer takes two bags of shit and surgically inserts them into the female's tits. Then, once the female wakes up, the performer shouts, "The Awesome" and swings their hands in a forceful way onto the female's tits, causing the shit bags to explode painfully.

My friend Joe is the only person I've heard of who has tried The Awesome.

by Ben and Ben January 11, 2009

awesome my possum

the act of being in awe at a possum or similar mammal

'check out that ring-tail, awseome my possum!'

by chookers September 7, 2003

Secret Mountain Fort Awesome

One of the best shows to ever grace the television

Guy: Man I'm sad I missed the new Secret Mountain Fort Awesome ep
Guy 2: Sucks man, the episode was awesome!

by PizzaSteve413 August 26, 2014

Epic 1337 Awesomesauce

This phrase defines a thing or situation that is the mose epic winning epic win of awesomesauceness EVAR in the history of the world FTW.

I thought the first LotR movie was good, but the trilogy as a whole was epic 1337 awesomesauce.

by Hexe February 19, 2010

Awesome Sauce

Getting a 9/10 on a physics lecture quiz.

I just got a 9/10 on my quiz!
Awesome Sauce!

by El Duderino2690 April 5, 2010

The Awesomest

A person who likes blue monsters and bosco sticks
Hates putting their clothes into the washer and dryer
Has the best smile and frown ever at the SAME TIME!!
Their Pouting skills rival the jedi mind trick
If the get really excited they squeek occasionaly

"Squeeeeek"
Dude what the hell was that?
That was Lauren shes the AWESOMEST

by Pendejo96 May 24, 2010

awesome my possum

meaning "good my friend".

"That sh*t was awesome my possum".

by xxHammiexx September 10, 2003