the almighty Dixon

a dirty blonde teenage girl with a sexy slim body, nice hips, nice butt, and nice tits; it's all ruined with her black bushy eyebrows, hairy toes, huge teeth, disgustingly infected belly button ring with pus, big birthmarks all over her face, pointed fingers, hairy vag.,

striking resemblance to a draft horse.

Yo, the almighty dixon is mad hot, until you see her face and her body unclothed.

by AYDEEKAY y LINBEL November 1, 2009

bro-almighty

bro-almighty is the leader of a pack of bros. He only drinks american beer and bathes daily in old spice. He doesn't handle light work, like bouncers or hoes. That's only for common bros. Bro-Almighty deserves only the highest respect.

Example: George Washington was a bro-almighty.

by Bearded Wisdom January 30, 2014

Almost Famous

What talk show hosts or certain celebrities are called that have no reason being famous.

On TRL, Eminem made a comment about Carson Daily being almost Famous.

by Mareelevee December 16, 2008

alma

shes stupid likes to put emojis everyday shes ugly :)

look at that alma

by nobody:) September 26, 2020

almond rocks

(Slang) The male member, aka balls.

Tom was struck in the almond rocks by Carl.

by Mike Washington September 25, 2005

Almas

Another word for Jake Paul or cancer she is always yelling at everyone for no reason and doesn't know to chew gum quietly

almas is always talking shit, she is so annoying.

by Jonesy98c October 23, 2019

almond joy

The act in which a man lays a dump across a girl's pussy and then proceeds to ejaculate on the excrement.

Dude, I totally gave Suzy an almond joy last night!

by tomphoofer August 13, 2007