a dirty blonde teenage girl with a sexy slim body, nice hips, nice butt, and nice tits; it's all ruined with her black bushy eyebrows, hairy toes, huge teeth, disgustingly infected belly button ring with pus, big birthmarks all over her face, pointed fingers, hairy vag.,

striking resemblance to a draft horse.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods