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The act in which a man ejaculates on a woman's feet and then proceeds to give her a foot massage.
Dude, I totally gave Suzy a silver surfer last night!
by tomphoofer August 10, 2007

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The act in which a man lays a dump across a girl's pussy and then proceeds to ejaculate on the excrement.
Dude, I totally gave Suzy an almond joy last night!
by tomphoofer August 10, 2007

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