don't be pulling that shit

So basically when someone is about to be an actual dumbass

A: I'm about to go bungee jump down the Golden Gate Bridge
B: don't be pulling that shit...*shuck face having ass *

by Silly.potato March 6, 2020

WHY DON'T WE

Why don't we are a group of talented singers who graduated from high school and are going on with their life but they are still together. The talented singers are: Jack Avery, Jonah Marais, Corbyn Besson, Zach Herron,and Daniel Seavey. We love you guys.

Why don't we are the best singing group I have ever heard.

by yunna4life_15 September 21, 2020

Don't pull a Chaney

To do something stupid, by their own free will. Usually endangering the person in some way.

"Dude, did you see John trip last night?"
"Yeah, he totally pulled a Chaney"

"Hey guys, I'm going to use this saw!"
"Be careful! Don't pull a Chaney!"

by AnonYMous September 4, 2013

don't be a butt fuck

When someone is acting worse than a jack off.

Hey Henry, don't be a butt fuck. Right now, your acting worse than a jack off.

by Relic8 March 8, 2011

I don't recall

Jeff Sessions favorite words.

I don't recall eating my wife.

by Saul315 January 20, 2023

If we don't have it...

Go fuck yourself you fat sack of shit.

A fat cow "If we don't have it..."

Hym "Yeah, I'm gonna stop you right there. You're taking that out of context and you're either doing it deliberately because you're a bitch or you're doing it unintentionally because you're an retard. So... Which is it? Bitch or retard? Retarded bitch? It's probably both. You're probably a retarded bitch. This is exactly why the misogyny. You're doing that to yourself at this point."

by Hym Iam August 26, 2023

don't we folks?

A question appended after a statement to a group of people for added enthusiasm

We love the poorly educated, don't we folks?

by RealStevoPotPie October 5, 2023