ass ceiling

The impenetrable barrier of ass that keeps straight people from aspiring to gayness.

Justin Timberlake would be gay, but he hit the ass ceiling.

by SardonicMyt July 25, 2014

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ass wad

when u shove dicks and dildos up yo ass

why u ass wad

by MARYJXTV_ May 1, 2015

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Stabbed in the ass

Someone puts a knife up ones ass.

I just got stabbed in the ass by a clown.

by Orman November 2, 2016

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Ass Dragon

One who - following the consumption of REALLY hot wings - develops a ring of fire where their anus used to be.

I don't think Mariana will be able to make it, after last night she's become a complete ass dragon!

by xjurassicaparks December 4, 2015

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Cactus ass

A really good, genuine, and real person

Hey man did you meet that guy last night? He was such a cactus ass

by Christittymcgee January 17, 2019

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A person that assumes anything they think is true even though it’s not. Mostly a person who always says that another person lies about everything even though they are god damn honest. The assumer can be a nuisance and makes an ASS not only out of themselves but all the people around them.

Jerry: Hey mike, you pissed in the tub!

Mike: No Jerry that was the dog you ASS-UMER!

Jerry: why did you space out assumer?

Mike: ASS-UMER means that you make an ass always assuming things that are not true.

by The guy with the orange July 11, 2018

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