Eats Ass!

Anything that is enjoyable.

Tiger King eats ass! It's the best thing on Netflix!

Yo. I ate hella ass last night!

Your fit be eating ass fam! No cap!

Just finished watching Batman and Robin. That movie eats my ass it's so good!

by Joe Deez April 23, 2020

ass-handle

1. To beat someone pretty bad at something. Used the same way as the word "own"

2. To handle a girl's ass; To screw her.

1. I'm gonna ass-handle you so bad at poker.

I just got ass-handled in Madden 07.

2. See that girl over there? I'd ass-handle her any day.

I ass-handled this girl the other night, and it was awesome.

by patrick25 December 14, 2008

ASS-UMER

A person that assumes anything they think is true even though it’s not. Mostly a person who always says that another person lies about everything even though they are god damn honest. The assumer can be a nuisance and makes an ASS not only out of themselves but all the people around them.

Jerry: Hey mike, you pissed in the tub!

Mike: No Jerry that was the dog you ASS-UMER!

Jerry: why did you space out assumer?

Mike: ASS-UMER means that you make an ass always assuming things that are not true.

by The guy with the orange July 11, 2018

Ass Dragon

One who - following the consumption of REALLY hot wings - develops a ring of fire where their anus used to be.

I don't think Mariana will be able to make it, after last night she's become a complete ass dragon!

by xjurassicaparks December 4, 2015

Trailer Ass

a very large ass

Alisa has a trailer ass!

by niggernah September 30, 2010

Stabbed in the ass

Someone puts a knife up ones ass.

I just got stabbed in the ass by a clown.

by Orman November 2, 2016

Ass Fondue

this involves Ass to Mouth (ATM) during group sex.

Hey, let's get the group together again for an Ass Fondue party.

by LittleE January 23, 2011