Pulling a Zoomx

When you have so much sexual tension that you just implode and make a mess.

Did you hear about that guy. "yeah I heard he was pulling a zoomx"

by ZoomxGenesis July 31, 2017

Pulling a corporate

1. (Verb) To systematically ruin a perfectly good workplace over the course of several years. Enacting pointless and counterproductive policies in order to save face and money though they make a shit-ton. The "blood from a stone" mentality.

2. To fuck everyone over for nothing other than pure greed.

"Publix cancelled non-management bonuses and stopped giving overtime among other things. Now greedy upper management reaps all the rewards, talk about pulling a corporate."

by SeetheAndDilate January 15, 2022

Pulling A Stamos

Definition: When you go out and fuck a lot of girls. Made popular by John Stamos in Full House, AKA Jesse.

Guy #1: Did you hear about Johnny fucking Mellissa, Courtney, and Monica.

Guy #2: I heard he was fucking Emily, Rebecca, and Ashley.

Guy #1: Well, looks like he's pulling a Stamos.

Guy #2: Yeah, I can't wait untill they find out.

by John Fucking Stamos Bitch July 18, 2009

Pulling an Anus

When a punk with a stupid name, like “Adam”, spends years fooling his coworkers into thinking they are his friends. He laughs with them, cries with them, confides in them, throws burritos with them, and reaches high things for them. But then he pops his lung, on account of his lanky-Ness, and his coworkers selflessly take care of him like one of their own. His lung heals and then he asks for his palm sander back and takes the Cards Against Humanity expansion pack and runs... never to be heard from again.

Rick is just going end up pulling an anus again after he gets what he wants from those people.

by Wet n' wild danger kitty January 3, 2021

to pull a kristen

to revoke your signature from something

sorry man i know i signed that petition but im gonna have to pull a kristen on this one

by Gay House Vlogs June 3, 2018

Pull A Kimmie

1. to have sex with multiple partners while still in a relationship.

2. an older woman to get intoxicated and have sex with significantly younger men.

3. premeditated rape

1. Did she Pull A Kimmie last night with that 21-yr old?

2. Look at that guy, I am going to fuck him by the end of the night.

by Zelski September 6, 2010

Pulled a Katie Porter

When you ask simple questions to someone who should be educated, but they can't answer them. Usually with a whiteboard.

I pulled a Katie Porter on my husband last night, got out a notepad and asked him what all of our bills our. He didn't know any of them.

by kt_lol September 13, 2020