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vasect-me-off

Getting a vasectomy and finding out you got the bitch pregnant anyway
My dad tried to vasect-me-off but survived the slaughter
by BigD__ February 4, 2023
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High off my zoonies

This word describes the feeling of being extremely high due to marijuana use. This word is used to describe someone who is so high they cannot function properly. It can also be used in first person.
“Omg last night Marcus was so high he walked through a drive thru, paid, and didn’t take his food, he must have been high off his zoonies.”
“I’m high off my zoonies bro, I literally just heard my dog tell me to go to bed...I don’t even have a dog.”
by Leehelm October 31, 2020
mugGet the High off my zooniesmug.

tap-off

the impatient motion of two or more opponents' feet just before they engage in a physical altercation. Typically seen in street fights.
Person 1: "Those two look like they're about to fight"
Person 2: "Oh shit I see them"
*people fighting do the little foot dance for a half second before fighting"
Person 1: "Why do they do that before fighting?"
Person 2: "I don't know, but I think it should be called a tap-off"
by stivodivo December 25, 2023
mugGet the tap-offmug.

fuck off

a phrase used to request gay oral sex
person 1: fuck off
person 2: bet 😏
by woooOoOoohOoo November 25, 2021
mugGet the fuck offmug.

Swan dive off the sundeck

A phrase used to express extreme disapproval with a certain scenario/situation
“If I lose this hand of poker, I swear I’m gonna swan dive off the sundeck”
I can’t believe I went all in on pocket two’s and lost all my chips in poker- now I’m gonna go swan dive off the sundeck”
by Mdrzik26 December 18, 2019
mugGet the Swan dive off the sundeckmug.

Mask off

Mask off means you are no longer holding back, going full strength on someone. It is a reference to taking a ski mask off while committing a crime; you’ve decided you are not going to hold back and will finish the person off, you are going all out, so it doesn’t matter if anyone sees your face, because they will all be dead soon.
I’m about to go mask off on this man.

He went mask off on every in the room, because he knew he was probably about to get fired.
by 🐺 June 24, 2024
mugGet the Mask offmug.

twerpt-off

to be made pissed; being pissed, mad in or by a situation.
I am really twerpt-off by the lack of help I am getting cleaning up after these kids.
by thedirtyape January 5, 2009
mugGet the twerpt-offmug.

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