Yardsale

When an individual consumes an excessive amount of alcohol and manages to misplace all and/or a portion of their belongings such as a wallet or cell phone. The void of these particular items is generally discovered the following morning and the items are rarely recovered.

Dude: Sup bra, did you kick it with Dominique last night?
Bro: Yea, he was faced and yardsaled his shit. I called his cell this morning and some random dudebro answered.
Dude: Damn, shitty.

by Dudebro1 January 17, 2009

100-yarder

When you see a girl/boy from far away and you think they look hot, YET when you get closer, they turn out to be ugly.

"Dude, I saw these girls playing tennis that looked fine, but they turned out to be 100-yarders."

by Nigidis June 19, 2008

yardape

A small child, roughly between the ages of 1 and 6 years, who hangs out in a back yard, usually white, usually male and usually suburban. They don't say much but tend to take themselves way too seriously.

This was the definition used extensively in magazine advertisements and television shows, especially comedy, during the 1980's and 90's

"Heavens to burgitroid, what is that detestable little yardape doing in my movie? He's ruining it!"

- Sir Boris von Orloff,

Eerie Indiana

from the episode "America's Scariest Home Video (a.k.a. Scariest Home Videos)"

Air Date

Sunday October 20, 1991

by Miskatonic Jack 2 June 28, 2010

yardstick

a line of cocaine so big and girthy the only capable nose that can handle one will be found etched on the side of mount rushmore

holy shit, you blow monkeys keep ripping yardsticks that big your going to end up like jim morrison or even worse doing atrain bad with a rough case of the "meth mouth"

by poopbandit#2 April 26, 2007

Yardi

Carribean dialect, meaning trans: from similiar ones own yard,i.e. location, town, city or country. A yardi would be someone you know from your home town.

Annie Magnus is no yardi of mine. She was born off the Island.

by David Seaton October 19, 2004

Yardtard

(noun) Proper term for backyard wrestlers - or any other person who wrestles matches without proper training. Will often use jumping from high places and "hardcore" weapons to hide actual talent.

J. Ross: "Jeff, you're a drug-addicted yardtard, so we're terminating your WWE contract".

by The Business September 11, 2003

Yarden

Very similar to the concept of gardening, but for those with only a yard.

To improve the prettiness and aesthetic value of ones yard and create as close to a garden as possible rather than the bland concrete.

Lets have a bbq in the yarden.
Ive been busy planting flowers in my yarden.

by Indiglow July 29, 2012