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theater geek 

Someone who enjoys acting or otherwise participating in a school drama club. From "theater", the business or practice of performing for an audience, and "geek", an uncool person. Connotation varies depending on use.
Negative: "I'm gonna pound you, theater geek!"
Positive: "Oh, Jason, you were a great Nathan Detroit in Guys and Dolls. You're such a theater geek!"
theater geek by MissionDoll October 19, 2004

Treatsie 

Anything that is fun. It can be used as a noun, adjective, or verb if you're feeling adventurous.

When spelled backwards or with an "anti" added to the front it has the opposite meaning.
"Im going to buy some treatsies."
"Want to smoke a treatsie bowl?"
"Im gunna treatsie you until the cows come home!"
"You're the treatsiest person I know!!"
"I love you treatsie."

"Organized religion is an eistaert!"
"No more ganja, anti-treatsie!!"
Treatsie by TreatsieMamaEarth December 3, 2009

Pre-Glaucoma Treatment 

The Politically correct way of saying Marijuana. Especially useful around younger people who don't know what the h Glaucoma is.

Also a good subject to mention to your optometrist! He'll love it!!!
guy #1 What the hell are you doing dude - we are going on a job interview. Don't light that joint in my car.

guy #2 Dude,I have to smoke my Pre-Glaucoma TreatmentEVERY day or I may go blind!



Kentucky Fluoride Treatment 

The act of ejaculatin' in a pre-fitted mouth guard, stickin' it into your partner's mouth while they're asleep and then timin' 60 seconds as you hold their mouth shut.
Hey honey, it's been six months since your last Kentucky Fluoride Treatment!

The Susan Boyle Treatment 

A sex act in which one handcuffs a woman to a treadmill, and rails the s*** out of her.
Also known as "The S.B. Treatment"
Greg: "How did your date go last night?"
Paul: "It was pretty correct! We went back to my house and I gave her The Susan Boyle Treatment!"

Theatres des Vampires 

A gothic metal band that came from Italy. There earlier albums had quite a bit of black metalness in them, which completely died out on their Nightbreed of Macabira. After that album male vocalist Lord Vampyre was kicked out, and their back-up vocalist Scarlett became their lead vocalist. A lot of their songs sing about evil and/or Satan.

They were the first band to be given the called vampiric metal (which isnot a genre).
I love the song Tenebra Dentro off by Suicide Vampire, by Theatres des Vampires.