Rod is a guy who thinks he is very cool, even though he isn't. He is the type of person who thinks he is attractive but he isn't. He also won't realize that rod isn't a normal human name. He also goes up to random women and say they have a gyatt.
by ax_elxd January 21, 2025

by Rodgod11 December 21, 2020

A fat middle aged man who leads a meanial insignificant lifestyle. They also are known to have large red nipples, a short pink chodus with a red shiny helmet and a large central mass of coagulated stomach fat.They are often spotted in the wild usually on the weekends scouting with fellow hoarders for unvaluable useless shit at thrift markets or repainting a few chips of the paintwork of their campervan.
While Rod was driving his freshly painted camper across the Nullabor, his short pink chodus bounced on top of his bulberous mauve hairy testicle sack. The “bouncing” however was more like vibrating due to the bellowing weight of his compacted gut, squishing his chodus restricting its bouncing movement, the resulting humidity eminatibg a stench of sweat, piss and BO.
by Slyyydog June 1, 2018

by i eat uranium fuel rods July 28, 2022

Sunny: everyone get a small rod for the lav
Zim: How about I just rub the rod father until its pulsating.
Zim: How about I just rub the rod father until its pulsating.
by Happy tight us January 18, 2017

An extremely long and heavy fishing rod and reel used by Asian peeps to catch fish off bridges or bluffs. You can find these at Wal-Mart or pawn shops in the south but most people won't recognize them by their name.
by popa bob June 10, 2017

When a man's penis smells horrible or revolting. This is the result of an individual not showering or cleaning themselves for several days.
by AfroBro13 January 15, 2020
