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Rod

Rod is a guy who thinks he is very cool, even though he isn't. He is the type of person who thinks he is attractive but he isn't. He also won't realize that rod isn't a normal human name. He also goes up to random women and say they have a gyatt.
Girl: Oh that guy must be a Rod..
Rod: What's up ladies?
*Women walk away*
by ax_elxd January 21, 2025
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Rod God

The divine entity of a guy whose name happens to be Rodney. Also can be referred to as Godney.
Guy 1: Hey is that Rodney?
Guy 2: What? No, that's the all powerful Rod God.
by Rodgod11 December 21, 2020
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Rod

A fat middle aged man who leads a meanial insignificant lifestyle. They also are known to have large red nipples, a short pink chodus with a red shiny helmet and a large central mass of coagulated stomach fat.They are often spotted in the wild usually on the weekends scouting with fellow hoarders for unvaluable useless shit at thrift markets or repainting a few chips of the paintwork of their campervan.
While Rod was driving his freshly painted camper across the Nullabor, his short pink chodus bounced on top of his bulberous mauve hairy testicle sack. The “bouncing” however was more like vibrating due to the bellowing weight of his compacted gut, squishing his chodus restricting its bouncing movement, the resulting humidity eminatibg a stench of sweat, piss and BO.
by Slyyydog June 1, 2018
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uranium fuel rods

ur mom: I GOT SOME URANIUM FUEL RODS!!!!!11!!!
son: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!11!!!!11!!!
by i eat uranium fuel rods July 28, 2022
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the rod father

A long white pole usually rubbed and put under lots of friction in order to create electricity.
Sunny: everyone get a small rod for the lav
Zim: How about I just rub the rod father until its pulsating.
by Happy tight us January 18, 2017
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gooker rod

An extremely long and heavy fishing rod and reel used by Asian peeps to catch fish off bridges or bluffs. You can find these at Wal-Mart or pawn shops in the south but most people won't recognize them by their name.
We loaded up the gooker rods and ice chest and went fishing at the river.
by popa bob June 10, 2017
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Rancid Rod

When a man's penis smells horrible or revolting. This is the result of an individual not showering or cleaning themselves for several days.
Person 1: Damn bro, you got one Rancid Rod
Person 2: Yes, I have not showered in serveral days
by AfroBro13 January 15, 2020
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