by hyperactiveboi April 17, 2019
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I spray-tan dumped Kimberly last night because I found out from one of the guys on the baseball team that she did a tug-brothers with Nick and Paulie.
by thechri5 March 1, 2019
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2. short for tangent, which is a term in math that is code for torture
2. short for tangent, which is a term in math that is code for torture
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Get the grandpa tan mug.A type of a tan line where usually old people that have a tan line that is tan only on the limbs but pale on the chest and stomach. Grandpa tan is similar to a farmers tan.
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