2 definitions by thechri5
when you're as stuck up as a middletown, and you live in oneonta, and she get's the divorce, to go on friendfinder and put up the BBC ad.
"Stephanie, did you just take an enormous shit in the women's room, and take your son on a date at chuckie cheese? He's gonna be so angry at you for dating a black guy." #n-da-playdate
by thechri5 April 1, 2020
When you ask your girlfriend who has cheated on you with 4 or 5 guys, and has admitted to eating two of her ex's assholes, to have anal sex, and you stand on the bed and piss on her, dump her, and taze her with a 1,000,000 volt from cabela's in the back, pre-emptively, and file a restraining order against her.
I spray-tan dumped Kimberly last night because I found out from one of the guys on the baseball team that she did a tug-brothers with Nick and Paulie.
by thechri5 March 2, 2019