SECURE THE BAG

Secure The Bag - Simply Means Getting Money!

Yo we need to get this record deal and secure the bag before spending frivalis!

SECURE THE BAG by GAWDKING October 8, 2019

The Best 

Someone or something that makes you happy on a daily basis. Just having that person/thing in your life makes you happy. You think about this person/thing so much that you have to try and stop yourself to be able to focus on other things that require attention in your life. This person/thing is amazing, beautiful and knows how to bring a smile to your face on the darkest of days.

Wow, my girlfriend is The Best!

The Best by Youraretheonlyoneforme December 3, 2011

the brown light saber 

after inserting your penis into a persons booty, you wave your penis around in a circular motion while saying "I am your father"

Dude I gave that girl a the brown light saber after watching the trilogy last night.

the brown light saber by brandi ford July 26, 2006

by the balls 

When someone has literal or figurative control of a man through a grip on his testicles (getting his conpliance by squeezing or threatening to squeeze them.

Mike was doing dishes because Ann had him by the balls (literal)

Big business has the world by the balls (figurative)

by the balls by Sam E82 August 31, 2007

Bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl 

Defecating. Loosening of bowels into a porcelain bowl-shaped receptacle.

After bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl, Jim sat down and wrote a letter to Penthouse lying about the wild sex with twin midgets.

Bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl by Doombot October 21, 2003

cut the butter 

to take a shortcut or a route shorter than the one normally taken

I didn't want to walk all the way around the park, so I cut the butter.

cut the butter by pontoonpeggy January 12, 2009

pull the bull

A game used in nightclubs, a challenege to see who can pull the fattest girl.

Oh john, im gona go pull the bull!(as a fat bird enters the dancefloor)

pull the bull by saunders57 January 10, 2009