Stephaney

Most perfect girl in the world. Totally amazing, beautiful, and just perfect. A Stephaney is usually loved by a Derreck.

-That girls is such a Stephaney.
- Yeah she is, and im such a Derreck.

by DerreckY30 December 30, 2008

Stephan

A man you cannot live without, he will be your best friend and your best partner, he will never leave you unless you ask for it, he is loving, caring, and a friend you can trust !

I lend Stephan $500 last month and he gave it back to me so fast, he is such a friend !!!

by itisthetruth August 14, 2009

Stephanie

Stephanie is a very short and outgoing person. She has her way to pursue anyone in her way and is very intelligent girl she has a kind heart, She is someone you alway want to be around . She is also very attractive and very pretty trustworthy person she usually has black or brownish hair and eyes are dark brown She is a great bestfriend friend, and stick by your side unless you screw her over. She is the most hilarious person you will ever meet and just says whatever is on her mind. She does not give a fuck about what people say about her she does her own thing. You can often spot her in her own little world or dancing/singing in the middle of a store. She likes to keep her personal life secret and she will do anything to get what she wants. If you know an Stephanie you should keep her because she’s the most beautiful and comedic person you will meet and She is a very hardworking and successful person .

Ian: Is that Stephanie dancing at the end of the hallway?

Ava: Of course it is who else would it be?

by Emma November 24, 2021

Stephanie Meyer

A common misspelling of the name Stephenie Meyer.

Stephenie Meyer is most known for writing the Twilight Saga, and ninety-five percent of Urban Dictionary writers love to flame her, the remaining five percent praising her like she's their only reason to live.

See Stephenie Meyer. I recommend you read my indifferent definition which should probably be posted by the time you read this.

XxUnoriginalEmoScreennameXx: dont u hate stephanie meyer?? we should get together and asassinate her

ScreennameMadeToSoundLikeNinja: I don't really give a damn, but if you're going to flame her try to get her name right.

by InsertBrilliantNameHere April 13, 2011

Colton Stephens

The nicest and funniest and coolest person around friends and family. Can destroy anyone named Dillon and doesn't hate anyone. The name Colton and Stephens are related to this name. It is essentially the two put together into a final name.

He's such a Colton Stephens

Jack, Colton Stephens doesn't hate you

Martin, Talk to Colton Stephens If your life is down, he'll make it way better.

by taste_my_lightning January 22, 2011

Stephenson gargoyle

A Stephenson gargoyle is anyone that carries (esp as a wearable device) devices that have Internet-access or other global area network(s) capabilities that they can utilize where-ever they go, esp while traveling. The most common form are smart phones, as of the date of this definition. Includes tablet computers, but not really laptops. Historically, this strictly referred to a computer that's worn, but this was more based on the limitations of miniaturization of computing hardware when the namesake of this term was devised. Worn networking information systems such as smart watches and smart glasses (esp with AR capabilities) are the most accurate examples in modern times.

Originated from a certain group of people in the Neil Stephenson cyberpunk novel Snow Crash: "Gargoyles represent the embarrassing side of the Central Intelligence Corporation. Instead of using laptops, they wear their computers on their bodies, broken up into separate modules that hang on the waist, on the back, on the headset. …they embody the worst stereotype of the CIC stringer. They draw all the attention. The payoff for this self-imposed ostracism is that you can be in the Metaverse all the time, and gather intelligence all the time." Where the 'Metaverse' was the in-story equivalent of an Internet with VR requirements.

"She's covered in computer stuff. Is she a cyborg now?" "She's just wearing the computer; she's more of a Stephenson gargoyle."

by b_b_OK August 23, 2020

Jeremy Stephens

A random undercard bum that fights in the UFC that literally no one has a fucking clue who he is or has seen one of his matches. He was most likely paid 14 dollars and a small Italian grinder by Dana to do the UFC press conference and somehow tried to disrespect the greatest fighter in the sport Conor McGregor during it. McGregor famously replying with "Who the fuck is that guy" completely destroying Jeremy Stephens in one sentence.

Reporter- "Conor, Who do you think would give you the toughest fight out of everyone on this stage"

Jeremy Stephens - "I would, I am the hardest hitting 145 pounder, right here. When I knock people out, they don't fucking move"

Conor McGregor- "Who the fuck is that guy?...... Who the fuck is that?" (Crowd erupts in laughter)

R.I.P Jeremy Stephens Career. 2016-2016

by GM123 January 11, 2017