soft index

a cock/dick which doesn't get hard erection

Amanda's boyfriend has a soft index .

by Toughguyy January 4, 2008

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soft serve puppies

bad, runny diarrhea

I'm lactose intolerant, so when I drink milk I get the soft serve puppies.

by FGSFDS, man! March 7, 2009

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soft serve the curve

When a man intentionally or otherwise folds his penis in half durring a sexual act.

After the party last night, Jim had to soft serve the curve in an attempt to satisfy his lady.

see also: middling.

by cunt boss September 5, 2012

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soft-blow

Failing to achieve erection before ejaculation. Often painful and leads to feelings of shame and inadequacy.

The experience of wearing a G-string caused Derek to soft-blow. What a n00b....pwned!

by Giner December 23, 2003

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soft petting

the fith stage of love right after rape.
Act of stroking the currently devastated subject

stages
1.love at first sight
2.stalking
3.restraining order
4.rape
5.soft petting

after the event she was soft petted by her assaulter

by freak38967 March 29, 2005

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When it's easy for your boyfriend/girlfriend to catch feelings for anyone else and they get hurt easily but you know they're very sensitive so you are very protective whether it comes to another person flirting wth them or protecting them from being hurt.

"She needs to back off my man, she knows he has soft feelings!" -girl

by Cappylife123 July 30, 2017

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