Shit Apple

A derogatory term used to describe the child of someone you think of as shit. A “shit apple” never falls far from the “shit tree.”

Randy: "I can't believe Trinity was throwing bottles, Mr. Lahey."

Mr. Lahey: "Shit apple."

by Ronnie Honduras April 10, 2007

Shit Down

taking a cheeky break during a long day at work by having five or ten minutes sat on the throne doing nothing..
or possibly a one minute power pooh followed by nine minutes of just sitting and relaxing..

Roger: I'm knackered man.. been on my feet for two hours now.
Bill: nip for a shit down mate, you've deserved it.
Roger: yeah, good call. back in ten.

by long jon donger December 20, 2010

Shit Pumped

To get absolutely destroyed by something or lose by a great margin. Usually used in competition, like hockey.

We fucken shit pumped those pussy's last night 8-1 eh.

by Tiim Hooker February 23, 2009

Shit bucket

A gamer's tool used to empty feces without going to the bathroom subsequently losing time to play more video games.

Damn, I played Halo so hard that My shit bucket overflowed.

by s0larpower August 19, 2014

Shit's off the pot

Used to describe something good. It is similar to saying something is "off the hook."

Evan: What do you think of this sporting event we're attending?
Leroy: It's awesome - shit's off the pot.

Past tense
John: Oh man that movie was awesome!
Dave: Yeah, that shit was off the pot.

by pwnb0t July 21, 2009

Shit Blow

Is when you men to do a big fart and shit blows out your butt and seeps through your boxers and stains your paints

In school at the lunch line the mother fucker in front of me ,Shit Blow,ed and it got all over my shoe. OR My dog "Shit Blow" and got on my C19

by JLKKLJJLK May 29, 2010

shit sparkles

The fecal stains on your undergarment after repeated flatulence (farts).

I noticed the shit sparkles on his underwear as I threw his clothing into the washing machine, gross.

by LaMonaLisa November 20, 2011