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Spooky Paper

A tab of LSD

A piece of highly absorbant paper usually dripped with an LSD/water solution. When placed in the mouth(usually on or under the tongue) and depending on the dosage, spooky paper will cause mild body effects at low doses(-50ug), to extreme hallucinations (200ug+). Being under the influence of LSD or taking a tab of LSD is also known as "gettin spooky"
"Spookster E been coppin that spooky paper"
"Spooky paper got me fallin down the stairs"
by Spookster A June 26, 2018
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Japanese Papercut

When one man cuts the eye of his penis open to enable another man to stick his dick in the hole
That guy's hardcore, I heard he'll even do the Japanese papercut if you pay him enough!
by Jumpy142 April 25, 2019
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Dirty Paper

"It's just Dirty Paper, I'll make more" replied JoeJoe when Sheriff's Deputies confiscated $65k of His Matress Money.
by Lanny Malone December 2, 2019
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darth paper

The act of wrapping paper on your face and eating out a woman, if she gets a paper cut you then scream out "I am your father!!!!!" And get a DNA test just in case
by Darthpaperman October 23, 2019
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Toilet paper

Something that has been out of stock just about everywhere this year.
example:
someone: *carries 5 bags of toilet paper out of store*
shelves: *empty*
~the next day~
*lorry comes with bags of toilet paper just as the store opens*
everyone runs into the store, grabbing all the toilet paper they can carry.
someone else: iS iT bLaCk FrIdAy?
by vibing.moth385 March 14, 2020
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toilet paper warden

A person (typically the leader of a sizeable household) that rations out bungwipe on an as-needed basis.
The need for toilet paper wardens became evident when the COVD-19 (coronavirus) pandemic of 2020 caused massive hoarding (and subsequent depletion) of rollios across the United States.
Kim has volunteered to become the toilet paper warden of the Trowbridge household because little Heidi upstairs has been going through massive amounts of paper toliets in attempts to grow algae and fungi in cups.
by Telephony March 26, 2020
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Toilet paper dick

When you’re cleaning jizz off of your penis and toilet paper gets stuck to yours dick
“Dude after I came to a picture of Miranda I gave myself toilet paper dick”
by A classy fellow June 6, 2020
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