When you have to shit so bad you waddle like a penguin to keep your cheeks clenched to prevent shitting yourself
If you had some bad Taco Bell that isn't sitting right and you do everything in your power to keep from ruining your nice pair of jeans you might wanna try the Shitty Penguin to the mud shack
by ByeFelicia6969 November 2, 2018
Get the Shitty Penguinmug. by heh ehhe December 31, 2012
Get the taylor penguinsmug. A man or woman who is willing to glide swing) both ways depending on the economical and geographical conditions
Damn bro did you hear Emilee and Rachel were getting busy with a coat hanger? My dude she’s really a part time penguin.
by Ppleater69 February 25, 2023
Get the Part time penguinmug. 
Something EXTREMELY, messed up.
Something that is so messed up that it deserves to have a ridiculous description.
Something that is so messed up that it deserves to have a ridiculous description.
by Sterling1235 June 14, 2016
Get the Jacked up penguinmug. when a drunk person (typically a man) walks off to bed with his pants dropped to his ankles. He most likely doesn't know why the pants were dropped and most likely wont remember in the morning.
by TrevDoggity March 20, 2023
Get the Penguiningmug. When you are held down and unable to move or cover your face as you are being quickly slapped continuously.
Penguins Revenge
Me: *being held down by someone*
Them: *slapping me in the face as fast as they can continuously as I scream and struggle*
Me: *being held down by someone*
Them: *slapping me in the face as fast as they can continuously as I scream and struggle*
by PandaButtsAreFluffy April 27, 2020
Get the Penguins Revengemug.