Penguin

Someone who is too responsible and generally not Belgium enough

You see that penguin over there caring about their future

by Cal Alexander April 3, 2019

Squishy Penguin

1. A euphimism for any horrible cancerous tumor.

2. The sexual position.

3. A dance move, consisting of pantomiming meeching and waddling while bobbing the head right and left and the posterior up and down.

1. Sorry about the squishy penguin in your brain.

2. I got to left field last night. that's right, the squishy penguin.

3. I won the national squishy penguin dance award.

by P. N. Guinn II August 30, 2010

Penguin

When an individual is nude from the waist down, while their torso remains clothed.

Wow, I can't believe Maharshi attended a nude beach just to penguin. That guy probably enjoys watching Riverdale.

by t-tebs March 4, 2019

Hungry Penguin

Act when a woman is at the bottom of a slide with her legs spread. The man then slides head first down the slide with his tongue out so it can enter her vagina.

They tried the Hungry Penguin yesterday at the park.

by Brancher June 13, 2023

university of penguins

The collective noun for a group of penguins. Synonym of rookery, colony and huddle

‘As we can see, the university of penguins is now crossing the Ronne Ice Shelf in pursuit of warmer weather’

by Martin Russell October 2, 2018

club penguin

It's a game that shut down since April 1, 2017. In the game, you can chat with friends. It's published by disney interactive & developed by lance priebe, aka rocket snail games. many of the flash assets can still be found on various websites, such as web.archive.org & icer.ink .

Jim wants to play Club Penguin with his evil twin.
Jim: wanna play club penguin with me??
Jim's Evil Brother Clone: YESS THIS IS AWESOM? PANGUON???

by JadenTheMoose June 8, 2021

Penguin Out of Mexico

To leave Mexico walking bow-legged or waddling—like a penguin—due to an excessive amount of vacation sex. Typically used to describe a wild girls’ trip aftermath involving margaritas, mystery men, and questionable decision-making on foreign sand.

Usage: Often preceded by phrases like “she came back from Cancun looking like...” or “that Cabo trip turned her into...”

Jessica got plowed so hard in Cabo by a surf instructor named Mateo. She waddled like a penguin out of Mexico.

by markmessina June 30, 2025