maple jockey

A kinda rude way to describe a Canadian but also kinda funny because they’ll apologise for the inconvenience.

Person one: hey maple jockey!

Maple jockey: sorry about that friends.

by Bobby Hatred November 21, 2019

Mapsexual

To put it in summary: they're people with mental sickness.

Person 1: "Dude, heard of those mapsexuals?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they're fucking disgusting."
Person 1: "I highly agree."

by TheRandomGuyOnline December 28, 2022

Google Maps place

A place most people have never heard of, the result of which is that one who needs to travel there will have to search for the location using Google Maps.

Jon: I have to drive to Goldendale this week.

Rachel: I don't even know where the heck that is but it sounds like a Google Maps place.

by WebsterNoah December 13, 2010

Google Mapstalked

When a person Google Maps searches another person's house. Much like facebook stalking, but you see where the person lives which is essentially much more creepy.

Person 1: Hey, do you need directions to Joe's place for the party?
Person 2: Nah, I already Google Mapstalked it. He lives in a development.
Person 1: That's not creepy at all.

by sadcamel October 14, 2010

joe mikey mapa

1. pseudo-minor Christian celebrity
2. self-professed G.O.A.T.

3. SCC's bff

Oh my goodness! I got my pick signed by a joe mikey mapa.

by enneagram4fromslytherin July 27, 2021

Vancouver Maple Log

A Canadian sex act which involves a man putting maple syrup and pecan nuts over his penis and inserting it inside a vagina.

Women: i asked my boyfriend for a donut and he gave me a Vancouver Maple Log instead.

by Sticky Flapjack King April 4, 2012

mapsexual

you need mental help, you're not valid, you'll never be valid, you'll never be accepted or loved by anyone else other than your own kind: garbage.

person 1: i'm mapsexual, i love children, i feel like a child on the inside so it counts!
person 2: ... *pulls chainsaw out cutely*

by apersonwithcommonsense July 11, 2022