by BiO... March 16, 2009
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Hey man, you wanna go to Crystal Lake? Naw, man, I'm a liberal, they'll eat me alive.
(Typical conversation between Crystal Lakians) Dude, you're such a pro! Yeah, I work it like a boss. *Turns to gay kid* HOMO!
(Typical conversation between Crystal Lakians) Dude, you're such a pro! Yeah, I work it like a boss. *Turns to gay kid* HOMO!
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Another name for Sarah Palin's vagina. This pseudonym originated because of her cooter's size (big as a lake) and the effect it has on any penis (makes 'em flaccid).
Todd wanted to go spear fishing in Lake Flaccid north of the Artic Circle, but he just couldn't get his tool to break through the ice.
by Pod Tailin' February 8, 2010
Get the Lake Flaccid mug.True laker fans who scare all other fans and are worshipped by followers and non followers alike. Name also sends a scare through anybody and are the notorious internet gang that can't be stopped and dominates other boards. Doctors of Ownageology with heavy pimp hands.
by Only Thug in Harmony May 3, 2006
Get the Laker Bone Thug mug.Anyone who has lived or grown up in Medford Lakes, NJ, borough of Medford,NJ. You usually find lakers at the Riv, Sandstand, or 7-11.
by medfordgurl April 12, 2008
Get the lakers mug.the rightfully given nickname to the city of cleveland ohio because the city truly is one of the biggest mistakes in the world. not only has cleveland managed to set a river on fire but they also havent won a sports championship since 1948
im looking on the map for cleveland but its nowhere to be found.
thats because they changed the name to mistake by the lake
thats because they changed the name to mistake by the lake
by john workowitz November 7, 2007
Get the mistake by the lake mug.A city in Central Florida that is located between Tampa and Orlando on the I-4 tech corridor. The city has recently transformed itself into a technology hub of the East Coast. Here, many start up tech companies have taken home and allowed the area to support higher educational facilities.
Having a variety college students, the Lakeland Metro area is home to 6 regional universities. These universities include the University of South Florida Polytechnic, Florida Southern, Southeastern University, Polk State College, and many more. As a result of this influx of college students, the town itself caters to a mix of young adults as well as families.
The nightlife is very diverse in Downtown Lakeland. On a standard night, the locals can sample Cuban, Irish, New Orleans, and sports bars. The hot dog stand is absolutely clutch in this town as it helps stop a hangover and serves any topping you want including chili and cheese.
Brewz Crewz is a must as the city closes down its streets to cars, so that hundreds of people can participate in drinking as many beers as possible in public. Lakeland is known also for closing off downtown streets at night for first friday.
Having a variety college students, the Lakeland Metro area is home to 6 regional universities. These universities include the University of South Florida Polytechnic, Florida Southern, Southeastern University, Polk State College, and many more. As a result of this influx of college students, the town itself caters to a mix of young adults as well as families.
The nightlife is very diverse in Downtown Lakeland. On a standard night, the locals can sample Cuban, Irish, New Orleans, and sports bars. The hot dog stand is absolutely clutch in this town as it helps stop a hangover and serves any topping you want including chili and cheese.
Brewz Crewz is a must as the city closes down its streets to cars, so that hundreds of people can participate in drinking as many beers as possible in public. Lakeland is known also for closing off downtown streets at night for first friday.
by It gives you wings! April 14, 2010
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