Jerking Off

When you do something non productive for a large amount of time. Basically doing nothing, not actually jerking off.

"me and ____ have been jerking off all 5th period"

by 7l0cka January 19, 2026

Jerking Off in 4k

To do something absolutely meaningless, but do it big or be extra about it.

"I don't know why he's doing all this. He might as well be jerking off in 4k."

by FoxFae March 5, 2025

Jerkin' it

Taking the third derivative of position as a function of time.

Person 1: Hey have you done the calculus homework yet?
Person 2: Not yet, I am currently jerkin' it though.
Person 1: Dude wtf, I don't need to know that
Person 2: Huh, its problem 3. We must solve for the third time derivative of thr given position function.

by YeastInfectedGrandpa April 6, 2025

jerkin' it

When you take the fourth time derivative of position.

Jake: Did you finish the physics homework?
Paul: Yeah I was jerkin' it all night long

by anonymous April 11, 2025

Jerkin

A nickname for individuals that could potentially jerk off a lot. Is extremely catchy, and sticks for a while.

“Bro jerkin literally had tissues all around the couch at the pond house. Nasty bastard”

by turduckenlover101 September 25, 2025

jerking off mario

To say something is ridiculously easy, mundane, boring, not worth your time.

Person A: You wanna try out Subspace Emissary?
Person B: Pffft, what? Dude, that's like jerking off Mario.
Person A: what

Person C: Jerking off Mario must be so easy, the guy is screaming and groaning all the time. Real easy to please.
Person D: Heh, try jerking off Luigi bro.
Person C: What? No. Luigi is a married man. I wouldn't ever do that. Please don't ever speak about such thing.

by plappypie November 8, 2025

Jerkium

slang for "Jerking" or the nickname of someone name "Jack"

I am jerkium it.

by thelegionaryvu December 3, 2025