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hooker sandwich

the act of stacking two or more hookers on top of each other and putting lunch meats in between the hookers.
i was hungry and horny so i made a hooker sandwich
by aidsgirl August 1, 2011
mugGet the hooker sandwichmug.

hooker shuffle

The sneaky walk one does when sneaking out of a brothel or encounter with a prostitute.
I spotted him coming out of Room 123 of The Bellagio doing the hooker shuffle.
by Captain Minty August 28, 2017
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Hooker Foot

1) When the act of walking has damaged one's socks in such a way that it appears one is wearing fishnet stockings

2) One's foot/feet are injured from uncomfortable/inappropriate footwear

3) One who leases their feet out for monetary gain
1) That walk murdered my feet, my socks are shredded, I have hooker foot

2) I have hooker foot from those new heels

3) He got a hooker foot for a discount rate to celebrate
by zomgmysocks June 12, 2013
mugGet the Hooker Footmug.

Hooker Shoes

The simplest explanation for why people go from standing to lying prone without warning.
Raj - "The big guy drank four Jaegerbombs, gave his buddies a high five, and fell flat on his back."

Dylan - "Hmmm. Hooker Shoes."

Raj - "Yup."
by The Spherical Poet August 19, 2014
mugGet the Hooker Shoesmug.

Hooker's Face

A term to describe a woman who has a very sexually attractive body, but very ugly face.
damn she got Hooker's Face
by Rionox February 15, 2023
mugGet the Hooker's Facemug.

Hooker

Anyone with an Only Fans because they sell themselves for satisfaction and that is a sex exchange
Julia the hooker eats Jasmine’s pussy and then they sell their Only Fans pics to horny men
by lilbananahoe June 22, 2021
mugGet the Hookermug.

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