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3 guys 1 hammer

It is absolute proof that God doesn't exist. 3G1H is possibly THE sickest video on the internet. Stay the fuck away at all costs.
Example 1

Asshole: Yo check out this cool vid called 3 guys 1 hammer *sends link*

Person: I'll take a look

Asshole: lolololol

Person: HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!??!? *pokes eyes out, pours magma in eye sockets, and rinses them out with hydrochloric acid*
by adfdsafdsafsdafdssfad January 27, 2010
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hammerhead

Another word for penis you can say in public
Earl left his hammerhead mark in the vaseline
by V dux September 5, 2007
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Hammer smash

The act where two or more men either accidentaly or intentionally smash or hit their penis'(Hammer) together. The act could be taken as sexual or accidental.
"Hey big boy, wanna come over and play some hammer smash?"

"Bob and I were in the locker room shower when he passed by me and we accidentally played hammer smash!"
by Heninator December 19, 2006
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hammer time

Comes from the MC Hammer song but is now commonly used for when someone says something annoying and you want to express your anger with someone you know.
It now means to beat someone to death with a hammer. Lovely
Danny: I get £10,000 when i'm 18 so upset I have to wait, damit!

Jonzy: *To Dave* Hammer Time! *With fist action of smashing down Danny with a hammer*

Dave: *To Jonzy* sum1 goes I care or sumthin
by RATM February 28, 2005
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hammer

as a verb: to have seriously banged a partner hard. other definitions: to have fuck in the anus.

as a noun: a tool
Sally was hammered in the behind.

we used a hammer to build the foundation of the house
by Hammer Town June 27, 2006
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hammer jacking

A project you start working on while geeking on meth. Weather it be workin on your car, cuttin the grass, fixin the plumbing, puttin on a new roof, taking shit apart, etc. all while geeked to the max on meth!!!
"Hammer jacking" "geeking" "tweekin"
by Tha Realist nigga livin December 10, 2013
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hammerdick

A revered term for a man residing within the south coastal region of Lake Erie to the PA/NY Appalachian Mountain area. A man who finds enjoyment in beer drinking, has outstanding fines at all time with the local/ state government, owns one or more guns, burns his trash, and typically falls within the blue - white collar range according to the 2010 census. A real menace to city folk.
- I just spotted them hammerdicks ripping up State St on them dirt bikes. - Oh Yeah? I even saw one the other day burning his trash which included an old car while drinking a bud heavy with no fucks given.
by US Dep of Definitions May 20, 2016
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