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Google nerd

1. Someone who is astoundingly familiar with the workings of various Google products and services, and tells all of their friends about the such products.

2. Someone who uses various Google products and services way too much to be considered normal. Products used include but are not limited to- Google Earth, Google Scholar, Google News (a personalized home/news page is a must for a Google nerd), Google Maps, Google Calendar, Google Books, Google Video, Google Talk and Google Catalogs.
Person 1: "Dude, did you see I emailed you a Google voice message about how I saw my house on Google Maps and then found a corresponding satellite image on Google Earth? I tried to talk to you on Google talk, but I was too busy looking through articles on Google Scholar and Google News while reconfiguring my Google Desktop and adjusting my Google Calendar to pay attention when you responded. You also should check out this sweet video of our Spanish project that I put up on Google Video."

Person 2: "You are such a Google nerd"
by Google Fiend December 20, 2006
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Google Fanboy

A person who believes that all Google products subside any other form of technology. They are mentally convinced that all Apple products are inferior to any Google product. They think that everything about Google screams hipster. They are convinced that Google is the nicest company. They are extremely annoying as they troll every video or post that glorifies an Apple product.
GFB: I hate IOS! It's so un-useful. And it's so unorganized! The only people that like iPhones are hipsters and old people!
A(Apple)FB: Why do you hate everything? You're such a Google Fanboy!
by Chixlegs101 August 25, 2012
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Google it

to put the burden of proof on the person asking the question or to prove a point without any effort or argument whatsoever
Andy: "How could there possibly be a competitor for the shake weight?!"

Stig: "I don't f******* know... google it."
by Stigamus January 23, 2011
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Book Google

My internet out so I had to go down to the library and book google it.
by Mersbers December 1, 2011
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Goggle

A term used in the West Indies & other Caribbean islands that means giving head, blow job, etc.
"Gal yuh never goggle,Yuh never goggle suh him caan tell him friend nuttin" Tanya Stephens.

The song jus says don't give a guy head because he will talk about you later, he won;t respect you, etc.
by island mamaz January 14, 2009
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Pomeranian Goggles

To have a Pomeranian's vagina placed on your face--especially when the bitch is in heat and has a swollen and bleeding vagina. Aka Twatizzle Pomerizzle
We gave Michelle a nice pair of Pomeranian goggles when we placed Cali Caliente's bleeding vag on her face.
by TangBanger December 15, 2008
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Hormone goggles

When you are attracted to an ugly person because of raging hormones. Otherwise you would never look twice at them, but now you want them.
Person 1: He is SO sexy!
Person 2: are you crazy? look at him again..
person 1: oh no, it must have been hormone goggles.
by heartx3jess February 18, 2009
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