fruit loop

the act of inserting small beats of fruit into the anus of somebody and sucking them out right after.

"dude my girlfriend came past last night and i gave her a fruit loop

anus fruit

by CaptainObvious June 13, 2012

fruit-booter

someone who roller blades and calls it aggresiving, most of them are s

Hey, check out the fruit-booter!

by ben December 9, 2003

fruit nugg

someone who doesn't fit in with the group, and idiot, or just anything annoying

how fruit nugg was that ski patrol guy?

by Tim Boyd April 24, 2006

Fruit Loopy

when someone has gone crazy, or 'loopy' the 'fruit' part was added 'cos of the popular cereal 'fruit loops'

"my friend, i'm afraid you may have gone fruit loopy"

by claudiethankstozebra February 16, 2010

fruit tart

Homosexual prostitute

Joe is such a Fruit Tart!

by Joseph Smithsonian May 8, 2014

Pear in the Mixed Fruit Bowl

n., A personality type; one who is small or otherwise unobtrusive, and also bland, usually white, and kind of a square.

Derived from the thoroughly unexciting pears found in portable, lunch-pack bowls of mixed fruit sold by Dole, Del Monte, and supermarket knockoffs.

All his life, Mikey B. wanted to be dramatic and exciting. He cranked his techno albums to maximum volume, and rolled down his windows while cruising the boulevards of his parents' wealthy neighborhood. He once organized a crunk bake sale, for his high school chapter of Young Republicans (who had not yet co-opted the word, hyphy from hip, urban culture).

Yet, try as he might, nobody really noticed him. He was just a pear in the mixed fruit bowl of teenage society- small, white, bland, and kind of squarish.

by Sir Neville W.F.G. Mariner September 11, 2007

Forbidden Fruit

(n): The product of a difficult and dangerous sexual process, in which two fingers are sounded and inserted into the vas deferen openings, then carefully retracted out of the penis, pulling the testicles out of the body through the urethral opening. This act creates a fragile object composed to the two testicles, hanging by the the vas deferens out of the penis, known as the forbidden fruit. The forbidden fruit can easily be yanked off by accident, making it a delicacy.

Effectively a prolapse of the testicles.

After a long, painful struggle and many years of conditioning, Adam and Eve finally blossomed the forbidden fruit, only for Eve to yank it from her partner and cause the fall of man.

by Mr__P January 24, 2012