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fist the kumquat

An alternative to 'pull the trigger' when committing on a large or comment worthy purchase.

Also fisted, fisting.....
I'm about to fist the kumquat on the latest Golf R lease deal.
Does anyone think it will drop in price in the next three weeks?
by Ftk16 November 16, 2016
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Fist to face

by Andiz Grounder April 24, 2010
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double fist twist

When a girl gives you a hand job with both hands stroking your cock but at the same time adding a slight twist with both hands as she nears the tip..
My girl gave me the best double fist twist I ever had last night, I came three times..
by Shit hoofs July 12, 2019
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Fuck My Fist To Your Face

During and arguement:
Jenny says, "I don't need this FUCK YOU!".
Max says, "Fuck Me?....how about I FUCK MY FIST TO YOUR FACE!!!".
by Orlando Fornaguera March 22, 2007
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Double fist to chesty

The persons inserts both their fist simuntaniesly into another persons vagina, or anis while eating out of their boobs
I performed the Double fist to chesty on Timothy John
by justice_GIGITY February 25, 2010
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fist-to-face talk

A situation in which a person has a heated discussion with someone and then punches them in the face or beats them up. The encounter is often planned by the person who initiates the argument.
I am so sick of Ted hitting on my girlfriend all of the time, I'm gonna go to his apartment and have a fist-to-face talk with him. beatdown, fight, fistfight, kicking butt, punch, knockout, bully
by joecoolthefool May 18, 2015
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Fist Typer

An individual whose fingers hit the keys on a keyboard so hard it's like a baboon is typing a term paper on A Tale of Two Cities.
That moron over there hits that enter key like it's going to get them to their destination faster, he mind as well just stomp on the god damned keyboard, fucking fist typer.
by jnndfn9 February 4, 2009
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