semen filter

(For boys that have long hair or live with a girl who does) (Except why the fuck would you masturbate if you have a girlfriend? Isn't that just for single people?) The hair all over the drain that *someone* forgot to clean out. See when i have time. You decide to masturbate in order to make you forget about your sad, lonely life. When you do, your thousands of unborn children :( are normally supposed to just go down the drain. Except, if there's a semen filter over your drain, it won't go down there. No matter how long that fucking shower is, when you pull that hair off the drain, it will be glued together with the help of your sperm. Then, you can just throw it away, making sure to place the hair clump jizz side down so nobody knows you've been fapping like a fucking loser.

Guy: *faps and finna busts a nut into his hand*
Guy: (after shower) i guess now i gotta clean out the semen filter.
Guy: *picks up that ol' hair clump on the drain, notices cum on it. flips it cum side down and puts it in the trash.*

by 508gang July 5, 2017

A Filthy Raccoon

When a Girl has a hairy vagina and refuses to shave or keep it well trimmed

Wow bro Fabios sisters got A Filthy Raccoon!
That's crazy bro

by ItVit August 14, 2017

The Filtchening

An event that occurs late at night when nobody is around in halls of residence, in which the perpetrator filtches or steals their flatmate's scran and makes no attempt to hide the evidence. Clues may be left during a filtchening which lead back to the felon, usually to no avail due to complete and utter denial.

The filtchening last night was ridiculous, all my food is gone, I'm sure it was Matt...

by JDMD_98 October 5, 2017

face filter

The cringiest Snapchat "fad" ever known to man.

"HEY! HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE NEW FACE FILTERS OMGOMGOMOGMOMG LITAF RELATABLE AMIRITE"

by Itsnoicedayyyyyy March 18, 2018

Paradoxical Filth

The point in which a person become so filthy that the build up of dirt on their hair and body absorbs their grease, making them appear cleaner than before despite being more dirty.

"Hey, did Roadkill take a shower or something? His hair looks really clean."
"No, it's just paradoxical filth from rolling around in the dirt."

by The Emo Japanese Girl December 27, 2018

No Filter February

Since both girls and boys completed (No Makeup December) and (No Nut November), they should both NOT USE ANY FILTERS IN FEBRUARY!

UGLY BOY\GIRL: WHY DID YOU TAKE A PHOTO WITHOUT A FILTER
PERSON: because its NO Filter February

by Cakelovesshard December 1, 2019

The filthy kevin

When you kill someone in an online game and it was so good it made you nut

You kill someone and you feel it deserves the filthy kevin

by Beanman684 October 18, 2020