Escargo

A car loaded with drugs or partygoers. A statement for them, or hope for a car that doesn't break down before the drug transfer.

Get in the car and escargo!!! We've got a serious party to go too bitches!!!!

by Petesbeeps August 12, 2017

Edward

Edward is a strange guy he never has quite fit in, weather this be because of how gay he is even though he denies it or because of his social skills, it may even be because of him being exposed for having a smaller penis than other guys his age. However in a strange way Edward is quite loveable he is measured by the people he makes smile. Edward always stands up, for people he loves. Ed sertainly is not and I'll never be a attractive guy, I guess he makes people happy and that's what matters to him.

See that guy ed Is kind of a loner

Ed stood up for that kid getting bullied even though he got punched up real bad

Did u hear about ed asking out that cute boy and sending dick pics, hang n didn't he get exposed

Edward is a old English name and it means protector of wealth, secrets and people

by Endmysufferingjakepaulismydad August 21, 2017

Edward

Super charming and hot Aussie/Engrish boy

OMG that Edward guy is sooooo HOT

by Mr negligible August 27, 2018

edward

means His memes are whack

Edwards memes suck ass

by Lilcumstain1400 September 17, 2018

Edward Cullen

Yet another character that is, thank goodness, FICTIONAL and part of the crap series Twilight. I mean he's the most selfish person, he could have used his immortality to help the world but NOPE, instead he goes to high school a MILLION BILLION TIMES and falls in love with a girl who is what, eighty freaking years younger than him? Anyways as a child he spilled superglue and glitter all over himself, thus making him sparkly, however he believes he has the skin of a killer. Edweird (yes, EDWEIRD because he is weird) is also gay and a pedo, and what's more, a lot of girls have a crush on him even though not only is he a pedo and selfish, he is also abusive, "superior", and a creepy stalker. Because that is apparently attractive nowadays.

Girl 1: Omg that guy is so hot, he's such an Edward Cullen
Girl 2: Ikr I want him
Me: He's not even pretty like wh-
Them: SBDJFUHSKJFIJKANEFNSDG SHUT UP YOU-
Me: JEEZ FINE

by KkMoikK September 24, 2018

Edward

Edwards the type of guy that breaks his hand on his first basketball game of the season

“This will be a great season, except for Edward”

by bribiesca’sonly February 6, 2019

Edward Moylan

Spoofer

That lad thinks he knows a lot about horse-racing! Yeah he's some Edward Moylan.

by General Krantz March 5, 2019