dumpster dog

Dick suckers

Those girls are dumpster dogs

by Taytay666 April 18, 2018

Dumbassery

A broad characterization of inexplicably stupid behavior, generally that which involves a lack of common sense. Often used as a sentence all on its own.

It is pure dumbassery that Equifax received a fraud prevention contract after they disclosed a massive breach of data that will result in millions of consumers being exposed to fraud.

by Marylou4ever October 3, 2017

Dumpster

A co-worker who constantly dumps their hot steamy pile of responsibilities on you.
Especially strenuous or difficult ones while you're busy. Often times says, "thanks", before you can answer or comes up with an absurd excuse.

Be wary of her, she's a dumpster.

by Firestartersaid November 6, 2017

dumpster muppet

Scary looking people, usually living in small, rural towns, who even creators from Jim Henson's Creature Shop would find terrifying and throw away.

I recently visited a small town in south-central Pennsylvania crawling with Dumpster Muppets.

by Genwal April 20, 2018

Dumpster pussy

A cat that was found in a dumpster.

Dana has a new dumpster pussy

by CaptainJJD November 26, 2017

Dumpster Mattress Blowjob

The act of receiving a less than stellar blowjob from some rando life coach behind a dumpster on top of a mattress after bar close.

Life Coach: Hi dude I never met before 10 minutes ago! Want to cuddle on this perfectly good mattress that was thrown away?
Dude: Ummm, ok.

(Both lie down together)
Life Coach: Want to make out?
Dude: Sure why not?
(Proceed to make out)
Dude: Hey you're not bad with your tongue.
Life Coach: You have no idea! Would you like a dumpster mattress blowjob!?
Dude: Yolo

by Cockopotomous January 10, 2018

Dumpster Blowie

A blowjob given near, behind or in a dumpster out back.

Why do you want to go out back? I'm not giving you a dumpster blowie!

by FunkyBreak May 30, 2018