Definitions by Genwal

dumpster muppet 

Scary looking people, usually living in small, rural towns, who even creators from Jim Henson's Creature Shop would find terrifying and throw away.

I recently visited a small town in south-central Pennsylvania crawling with Dumpster Muppets.

dumpster muppet by Genwal April 20, 2018

Barrel troll 

Unattractive women with barrel shaped bodies and skinny legs. The body shape usually includes a double chin, curled bangs, and a poodle perm.

My ex-husband's new wife looks like a barrel troll .

Barrel troll by Genwal April 20, 2018

poodle perm 

A permanent wave on a woman where the curls are super tight, resembling a poodle.

The women in the retirement home all have poodle perms and could easily enter the Westminster dog show in the toy division.

poodle perm by Genwal April 20, 2018