dildo

a fake man for hypocritical girls.

"I don't need a man! BZZZZ."

Why do most girls usually buy dark colored oversized dildos, ERRRRR nevermind...

by anonymous April 15, 2005

dildo

n. something you stick in your pussy.

Some of my female slut friends own many dildos.

by johnw April 16, 2006

dildo

something that is very fun to watch a girl use

my girlfriend wishes there was a dildo as big as my cock

by hello! September 6, 2003

Dildo

The Male version of a MILF.

Dad I'd Love (to) Do

"..mmmmm there goes one sexy Dildo"

by JiniVancouver October 13, 2007

Dildo

An object used for self pleasing by 90% of modern women, usually plastic/resin and shaped like an oversized phallus. Mans worst enemy.

''How did you know I had one? Shit! You've been watching my online transactions again!''

by rafa May 6, 2003

dildo mechanic

A slovenly, unintelligent person that holds a job or performs a task that is trivial or almost completely useless to society; Thus, a hypothetical person or profession dedicated to the repairing/fixing of rubber penises would be a perfect example.

"That damn rent-a-cop! He sees my car everyday! He knows who I am, yet he still has to stop me and give me the third degree and ask me to present my ID card! Geez, what a dildo mechanic!

by Mike Francisco October 15, 2008

dildo dequino

its where u take a newborn baby and try to shove it back into the female untill she gets off

doctor: it's a boy!!
woman: oh joy!
man: stick it back in!
doctor: a dildo dequino!

by ifuccbitchezz March 18, 2009