Drunk on Restasis

girls that cry and whine for attention with their overly dramatic stories of how daddy won't buy them a new car and how much they hate life when they don't get their way are Drunk on Restasis.

that girl cried so many tears it was like she was drunk on restasis.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

penguin drunk

When you're just drunk enough to start stumbling around... but not incoherent. You basically look/act like a penguin.

Is Kevin going to be able to make it to the party?

Hell yeah, he's just penguin drunk.

by CB0717 November 17, 2007

drunkenizer

One who utilizes the intoxicating effects of alcohol to pacify women into sexual submision.

hey bitch, drink that shit and come over here.

by Eric Phillips March 25, 2004

drunken virginity

at which point, a person spends the greater part of the evening in the bathroom as a result of alcohol intoxication. Sometimes found with their head inside the toilet bowl, after their first night of binge drinking. A large percent of people experience this during college.

“I found Nick this morning, passed out in the bath tub. It looks like he lost his drunken virginity last night.”

by M@thew December 9, 2008

drunk out

calling or sitting out sick from work, after parting or drinking "Way" too much.

Steve got so wasted last night, he pulled a drunk out

by dmccowan February 24, 2008

Drunken Skank

A term used to refer to a female who frequently gets drunk at parties and hooks up with random guys.This person has encountered many walks of shame and is constantly reminded of her title.

Diana was such a drunken skank last night.She never disappoints.

by hdgihiui October 26, 2008

drunk moment

When someone falls for no reason, says something that doesn't make sence or shouts something randomly.

I fell while getting books from my desk. I feel so stupid.

Don't worry. You just had a drunk moment

by beanie12xo December 23, 2008