Herpe Dealer

a man or woman who deals in the relms of STDs & STIs specifically Herpes. They generally keep busy by giving the herpes to unsuspecting indvivuals.

"oh fuck dude i think i have herpes, i slept with Kristie last night and she is huge herpe dealer."

by G.M & M.V February 16, 2009

ya figgin deal me

can be replaced by "you know what i mean?"

"did you get the new issue of cosmo with the 5 page spread on...ya figgin deal me?"

"yeah i tried a few of those positions."

by cakehoe August 11, 2008

actor-director package deal

directors that hire the same actors sometimes for every movie

Seth Rogen in Anchorman and Knocked Up was an actor-director package deal.

by theoriginalallison December 16, 2008

deal

in anal sex or dirty butt sex, this refers to the results of anal sex without properly clearing the rectum of poop. It's a negative term used most often by gay men.

"I'm never gonna hit that again, he gave me a deal!"

"Did you douche your ass man? Last time you gave me a shitty deal"

"You gotta smell it before you poke it cuz he might be ready to serve up a deal all over yo dick."

by BlkChicago79 April 21, 2006

Dealighted

Overjoyed at the mind-blowing or wallet-friendly deals and promotions that are on offer at supermarkets or shopping malls.

Mrs. Jones has ever been so dealighted before that she’s so far sent no fewer than 500 SMSes to relatives and friends informing them about the sexy offers.

by MathPlus April 14, 2021

deal with my tire pressure when I get home

Euphemism for sex you can use without embarrassing yourself or others.

Can you please deal with my tire pressure when I get home? I've needed it looked at for a while now.

by Riche9889 October 13, 2011

dealie

something you say when you don't know what something is could be used as an exclamitation of pain, used to state an emotion, or meaning cool. Invented by Mickle Pivik last year.

1) "Hand me the dealie."
2) "Have you been to the dealie?"
3) "Were's the dealie?"

by Stanley Gorzelnik March 20, 2003