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Bird Condom

Where you gut a bird and use it as a condom. Usually used as a last resort on prom night. Slogans include: "Protect your pecker with a pecker".."Don't bang your bird without your bird".."Let the bird see your worm".."Birds love seeds, give them your seed"
Elliot had nothing to use on prom night, as a last minute thought he gutted this poor sparrow and made a Bird Condom. He used that instead, safe to say for the least of it, he protected his pecker.
by Liquailliam May 17, 2014
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chongo bong

Dude, I just downed a chongo bong in 2 seconds.
by Ace is the Place June 24, 2007
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condolulations

an expression of joy in the success or good fortune of another combined with an expression of sympathy to someone who is experiencing pain arising from death, deep mental anguish, or misfortune.
Someone tells you they are having a baby but you are not sure that they meant/want to be pregnant: "I would like to offer my deepest condolulations"
by blamo54 December 19, 2012
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Concomitant

Adjective: shambles, travesty, joke, complete mess.

Used to describe a situation when everything has gone completely tits-up. Inspired by the many illustrious and colourful club statements issued by Rangers FC in the 2017/18 season of the Scottish Premiership.
Jim Traynor went into hiding after facing severe backlash from his concomitant statements

It was a concomitant scene at Ibrox when Rangers lost 2-0 at home to Hamilton Academical
by areteees December 30, 2017
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Conversation Condom

A phrase used to hide details, or save yourself from saying something you dont really want someone to know.
Person 1: "What did you say when Cindy asked you what you did last night?"

Person 2: "I just used one of those conversation condoms and changed the subject."
by Doug Cota August 6, 2008
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Condom Kryptonite

aka ck when a girl sees condoms and immediate becomes weakened at the site of them. So weak that they will forget about there initial tasks and have one thing on the mind. using that condom as an accessory to "dress up" the mood.
I was going on a rant about how we fight so much, and he just pulled out condoms. I immediately felt weakened and i could only think about one thing, what goes in the condom. It was condom kryptonite.
by sTOORRRIIII July 16, 2010
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Condoleeza Rice

Most intelligent black woman in America. Also a piano virtuoso and current Secretary of State of the U.S. Not well liked by most Black Americans nor white liberals who seem to believe that every black person is required to play the role of the victim and is not entitled to have their own beliefs.
Condoleeza Rice is a beautiful, intelligent, successful, educated and talented black woman, and it is no coincidence that she is Republican.
by TruthMaster August 30, 2006
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