collagerate

Usually, but not always, people work together to achieve some common purpose: they collaborate, often under the tutelage of a whip. Think pyramids. These days, there is a sense of the mashup, the taking of others' work to produce another, then another, and so on. This is collageration, from a collage culture. Like in a school art class, finding images in magazines that you could not create yourself, but that serve the purpose you have in mind, or even put a purpose into your mind. We collagerate, we take from each other, knowing that each of us has a piece to contribute to a greater whole, that will become even greater in the next generation.

I collagerated with Pablo Neruda to make a new mis-translation of his poems.

by zmat March 14, 2009

collander

1 - A Martian mile adjusted for gravity
2 - A highly specialized precision instrument designed to laser engrave all the silicon chips found in Silicon Valley.
3 - To hit with force

1 - I jogged 3 collanders today
2 - The collander 2000 can also be used in personal grooming
3 - He swung the club and collandered the hell out of him

by collander February 3, 2010

Collamirez

The act of bursting into random song ALL DAY LONG.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?"...Dude that is the eighth song you've started in 10 minutes. You, sir, are a Collamirez.

by JWishesIII January 25, 2011

Collax

Verb; To be in such a state of exhaustion and relaxation that one collapses onto and/or sinks/melts into one's seat or wherever he or she may land.

An extreme version of Chillaxation.

relax collapse sink melt chillax

The twins got themselves so wound up that by the end of the day they just collaxed on the couch.

by NillaNillaNote August 27, 2012

collateral snatch

Like being hit as collateral damage...getting chicks by being in the company of a female friend.

John went out drinking with a lesbian coworker...but she attracts alot of female attention, and he got hit with some collateral snatch.

by mike1001 November 15, 2011

Colaboard

To waterbaord, except with large amounts of coca-cola, considered a worse method of torture because coca cola gets very sticky afterwards.

Steve chose to get colaboarded instead of 5 years in prison, not the best of choices for his love life.

by Mepman April 18, 2012

Colaboard

To waterboard, but with Coca Cola. This is said to be a more grievous mean of torture because Coca Cola gets sticky afterwards, causing unpleasantries for anyone doing anything.

"Bill was colaboarded for 3 hours, his lips, nose holes, balls, and legs were all permenantly attached after to his body afterwards, and he died of suffocation in the proceeding minutes."

by Mepmanb June 15, 2012