christober

A slang spanglish word for Christopher.

Ian: CHRISTOBER!
Chris: What!

by Bella January 20, 2005

Christepher

one of the hottest humans on the planet. always has a good time with younger ladies and loves to get around town all around good funny hot sexy loving guy. Usually very attractive

Christepher is talking to my little sister

by Boboi March 15, 2021

Christophe

A strange European male who may or may not speak French. Usually unemployed, balding, and plays a sport called soccer that only people outside America care about. Likely has nails and toenails that can be used to climb trees.

" 'ello. Would you like to go to ze W hotel avec moi?"

"Like, OMG...WhatEVER! I don't do Christophes!"

by maamsir February 2, 2010

Christoph Waltz

An extraordinarily handsome, charming, sophisticated Viennese-born actor for over 30 years who speaks three languages (German, French and English) and does a good mock Italian. Academy Award winner for Best Supporting Actor for his portrayal of Schutzstaffel (SS) Sicherheistdienst (Security Service) Standartenführer (Colonel) Hans Landa in Quentin Tarantino's "Inglourious Basterds." Adored by women and men aged 16 - 60. Sex on two very fine legs. The very best way to learn German. The greatest über-bingo ever. Purveyor of Der Humpink. The man with the thigh-parting, panty-melting stare. The only reason thousands of women worldwide are downloading dozens of German movies and TV shows with no subtitles whatsoever. The subject of ChristophWaltzFans.com

"I'm learning German the Christoph Waltz way."

by DeborahKLA July 14, 2010

Christoffer

A gay boy who thinks he has the biggest penis of all time. Usually he calls his penis a Horschepenis, but it's definatly wrong.

Probably wears a hoodie that's not zipped and has the hood on.

Look at that dude that thinks he has a big penis!

Oh, that's probably Christoffer!

by Mister Hackerman January 27, 2018

Christoffer

A man who can be very rude without noticing it and puts on a charming personality, to get sex. He is the type of guy to get a few STD’s a year. Some would describe him as a dickhead

Yo he made Anna cry, what a Christoffer!

by Henrietta the boss October 2, 2019

Marcus Garth Cristopher Haynes

It's a term used to describe a certain nigger that was associated with being gay and literally and figuratively being cancer.

"A yo Mom-Mom" said Marcus Garth Cristopher Haynes.

by xXThe Cancerous JUANXx October 1, 2017