You’re a carrot

A phrase used as a comeback to “you’re a Mellon” just less harsh . Usually used to address retarded people as a joke or not . People who’s initials begin with r.s.g will usually be called a carrot

Ruby: you’re a Mellon
Layla: oh yeah? Well you’re a carrot

by MarieH07 June 12, 2020

Liam James Carroll

The most sexy,buff and kind person to ever exist. Liam James Carroll is a certified women puller and will steal yo girl at any time

Look it’s that guy Liam James Carroll

by Liam James Carroll April 25, 2022

Carrboro

A bottleneck, Carrboro is a bedroom community, where people who work at or study at UNC over in Chapel Hill lay down for the night. All day they work at UNC only to pay the "man" each month to rent a medium density apartment. The apartments are small, overpriced, and have few redeeming qualities. Some apartments here advertise workout centers however these “workout centers” are the size of a broom closet. Main Street Carrboro is really just a bottleneck between the dumpy medium density apartments and the Campus of UNC. The other parts of Carrboro consist of small mill houses (that have no architectural value) they are planked with asbestos shingles, have rotting foundations and are over priced. The redeeming qualities are the bars, the food trucks and the people are very friendly, and also a lot of great bands come here to play, but I think they all believe it’s still the 1990’s. However the women here all wear drab gray and are very uptight and frigid and seem sexually repressed. The young men have no money (few job opportunities) and are too idealistic to work anyway. Bumper stickers are popular here with liberal messages about clean air however these bumper stickers are usually found on a gas guzzling cars… go figure right.

John: Hey I would love to go with you down to the library on campus but we have to drive through the bottleneck.
Sally: Bottleneck? Do you mean Carrboro?
John:Yeah, so why don't we just stay here and read.

by lot51 February 14, 2012

carrottop

a stupid redhead that sells a phone
number

by fairy girl March 17, 2003

Carrot Twat

An often large patch of carrot colored pubic hair, often matted or untamed located in the vaginal context of ones body. This is highly frowned upon by all non-gingers--particularly men--and should be shaved and/or waxed immediately.

I'd rather gargle a vat of steaming hot diathermia then warm my dick in her unshaved carrot twat.

by Jen Gibbs July 20, 2008

Carrot Girl

A girl that fake tans herself so much she is orange, dyes her hair so blonde it looks white, wears tacky clothes and purses and ugly eye make up. She sleeps with every guy she can get and she "loves Jesus" even though she hasn't been to church a day in her life.

Nate: dang that girl is hot!
*girl turns around*
Nate: Ew no shes orange!
Bradley: Shes a carrot girl!

by 8r@d|3y&8r!++|\|@y July 28, 2011

Carrot

A group of 2 persona that are cutting themselves as Selfharm, the persons call each other carrots, because you can also cut in carrots. (me and my friend are this so i think i can make a joke abt it)

Hey Carrot! how are your arms today? i asked.

by Floortjeeeeh February 11, 2021